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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Tue Aug 23, 2011 4:35 pm 
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Sound, motion, more stuff happening than in a picture.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Tue Aug 23, 2011 4:44 pm 
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And do you really need a full hard drive of porn? Otherwise, space isn't really an issue.


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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Tue Aug 23, 2011 4:46 pm 
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FatOldRobot wrote:
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It really is. My heels are all cracked. :U nothing helping.

My dad had that issue. Apparently urine helps it or something. At least, the doctors prescribed something with urine in it, I believe.


Shouldn't aloe vera gel help?



i bought a bottle last week, so I'll give it a try. but Pee is going NOWHERE Near my Feet.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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That's happened to me before and I think I just left it alone and it went away. Um, or if it's sunny try sunbathing to dry it up.

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Tales, my heels are cracked BECAUSE They're Dry. DRYING them out will likely make them I dunno, MORE DRY. and make them crack more. :I

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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haha my skin is perfect

...cept for the horrible acne i used to have

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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i am just on the edge of my seat waiting for spoony's response to that

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Can you tell that I bait these clowns

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Had too much calcium today.

I feel sick.


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Do you eat raw 100% calcium bars or drink milk like a madman? I didn't know you could take too much calcium and get sick from it :V

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Had too much calcium today.

I feel sick.


Do you have bones as hard as adamantium now?


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