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How come it seems to be only old men who wear Speedo's? Like seriously, if I ever saw one on the beach it belonged to someone over the age of 60.

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old men gotta feel sexy too

one time I was walking along a beach and there was this old fat guy just lying in the water naked

it was p. mad totes gross

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You make him sound as if he was dead or something.
Also loads of old men seem to be kind of pervy; when we went on holiday quite a few of them were staring at my sister and a few at me, my mum said it was because we're blonde and blue eyed and they're rare in Spain but tbh i think that sounds kinda silly, haha. Maybe it's just how they act? Regardless, one man asked if I wanted to go to a nudist beach and i was just like "um no thanks" and yeah.

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At the beach in Barcelona speedos were pretty accepted. Also, 90% off the girls were topless and many were all in the nude even though I'm fairly certain it really wasn't a nude-beach. Pretty weird for a city where they didn't want tourists to walk around shirtless anymore.

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It really is. My heels are all cracked. :U nothing helping.

My dad had that issue. Apparently urine helps it or something. At least, the doctors prescribed something with urine in it, I believe.

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Did someone say urine?

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Did someone say urine?

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one time I was walking along a beach and there was this old fat guy just lying in the water naked

Why didn't you push the poor animal into the ocean again?
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Lotharu wrote:
Crispy wrote:
It really is. My heels are all cracked. :U nothing helping.

My dad had that issue. Apparently urine helps it or something. At least, the doctors prescribed something with urine in it, I believe.


Pretty sure you mean urea.

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Lotharu wrote:
Crispy wrote:
It really is. My heels are all cracked. :U nothing helping.

My dad had that issue. Apparently urine helps it or something. At least, the doctors prescribed something with urine in it, I believe.


Shouldn't aloe vera gel help?
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Urine solves everything, no exception :colbert:

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I don't understand how people can fap to porn videos, animated or otherwise. It just seems weird to me. Why download a video when you can just save an image that's just as useful and takes up less space?

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