Relationship Advice

Vax · **Posted:** Tue Sep 06, 2011 2:52 am

I need relationship advice

How do I make women not care about my tiny booty dick

Spoony · **Joined:** Sun Jun 17, 2007 5:14 am **Posts:** 9325

You could try having any other positive qualities whatsoever. You'll probably need to work on this for a while I think.

Shad · **Joined:** Tue Apr 14, 2009 9:43 pm **Posts:** 15289

Vaxidd8 wrote:

and there's always be that slight doubt that the person on the other end of the screen was not being entirely truthful about some assorted aspects of themselves. I'm not talking full blown lies here, but maybe some stuff left not divulged.

You don't need the internet to hide a part of yourself

Anyway, most long-distance relationships are meant to, eventually, not be long-distance relationships anymore.
I have a friend who has known his girlfriend for four years now. He met her on the internet, and they got along really well, to the point of having romantic feelings for each others. Thus, they decided to meet up, and things went perfectly well. They still live far away from each others, but they often meet up, and plan on living together once they are done with their educations.
On the other hand, I have another pal that met a girl online and thought for the longest time that she might be his significant other. After eventually meeting up and spending three weeks together, they broke up.

It can also be the other way around too, with people moving to different locations after living close to each other/ together for a time. I don't know people to whom it happened that well though, so I can't really say.

Crawfish · **Posted:** Tue Sep 06, 2011 7:52 am

I totally have a date this week.

Kind of nervous but I think it will go well. Wish me luck guys?

Trygve · **Joined:** Sun Sep 13, 2009 4:57 am **Posts:** 14015

I hope he fancies you~

Avengifier · **Posted:** Tue Sep 06, 2011 9:37 am

Aw, good luck man.

Rinoko · **Posted:** Tue Sep 06, 2011 10:57 am

And now something inside me is saying that I don't really want to ask her on a date now.

Vax · **Posted:** Tue Sep 06, 2011 11:45 am

Spoony wrote:

You could try having any other positive qualities whatsoever. You'll probably need to work on this for a while I think.

Maybe I should start by changing my name from Nigger McNigger and buy a few more fedoras from walmart.

hotb · **Posted:** Tue Sep 06, 2011 11:47 am

woah woah slow down there

start small, make some trilbies from construction paper and go from there

Vax · **Posted:** Tue Sep 06, 2011 11:51 am

I have a bunch of post-it notes around
Will those work?

Trygve · **Joined:** Sun Sep 13, 2009 4:57 am **Posts:** 14015

The adhesive is not allowed. You need to crumble them together and go from there.

hotb · **Posted:** Tue Sep 06, 2011 11:59 am

wait don't you have loads of cotton around? knit one

Rinoko · **Posted:** Wed Sep 07, 2011 2:23 am

How do I tell girls to please stop flirting with me? Serious question.

Superior Bacon · **Posted:** Wed Sep 07, 2011 2:29 am

Tell them you're not interested/not comfortable/etc.

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Relationship Advice

Who is online