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 Post subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish
PostPosted: Mon Sep 05, 2011 2:01 pm 
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POOF! it picks up so much speed it ends


I wish I had some itunes cards

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 Post subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish
PostPosted: Mon Sep 05, 2011 2:11 pm 
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You do.
They're just accredited for a value of £0.00.
SUDDENLY YOU SPOT A £10,000 DOLLAR ITUNES CARD.
But it is one hour out of date.

I wish I could stay at home tomorrow, while remaining alive, unrestricted, and free from pain.

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 Post subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish
PostPosted: Mon Sep 05, 2011 2:13 pm 
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You're safe, but everyone you know and love dies of multiple completely unrelated freak accidents.

I wish this Mountain Dew was cold.

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The A in this case stands for Armageddon. As in, Armageddon a boner because this plane has a fucking HOWITZER sticking out of it.

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 Post subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish
PostPosted: Mon Sep 05, 2011 2:14 pm 
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It's frozen.

I wish I had a job.

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 Post subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish
PostPosted: Mon Sep 05, 2011 2:17 pm 
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You shovel shit for 25 hours a day for a penny an hour.

I wish my laptop was even more powerful.

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The A in this case stands for Armageddon. As in, Armageddon a boner because this plane has a fucking HOWITZER sticking out of it.

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 Post subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish
PostPosted: Mon Sep 05, 2011 2:18 pm 
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It's so powerful that it consumes all power in the world. Once there is no usable energy left, it immediately shuts off forever.

I wish I could learn good French.

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 Post subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish
PostPosted: Mon Sep 05, 2011 2:19 pm 
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Granted, but the French language becomes a dead one.

I wish I had 4 arms.


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 Post subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish
PostPosted: Mon Sep 05, 2011 2:21 pm 
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You are captured and dissected by the government who believes you are an alien or a genetic mutant.

I wish my TV would work.

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 Post subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish
PostPosted: Mon Sep 05, 2011 2:22 pm 
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It works, but it only displays foreign programming in which you have no interest in.

I wish could remember things better and stop getting tickets for silly mistakes.

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 Post subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish
PostPosted: Mon Sep 05, 2011 2:25 pm 
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Granted. You remember everything, and decide to break laws that you think you can exploit. You end up getting tickets for more serious crimes.

I wish my package got here.

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 Post subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish
PostPosted: Mon Sep 05, 2011 2:29 pm 
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Ladies~

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 Post subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish
PostPosted: Mon Sep 05, 2011 7:31 pm 
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i wish for 20 dicks

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 Post subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish
PostPosted: Mon Sep 05, 2011 7:34 pm 
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i wish to be a mod

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 Post subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish
PostPosted: Mon Sep 05, 2011 7:37 pm 
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Granted, but you have to moderate the AZ forums Ahahahahahahahahahaha.


I wish this wish won't get corrupted in any way.

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 Post subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish
PostPosted: Mon Sep 05, 2011 7:40 pm 
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Granted, but you don't get anything because you didn't wish for anything besides it not getting corrupted. Way to go wasting your wish.

I wish I could see Le Shads pictures from noelshack or however the hoster is called.

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