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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 3:09 pm 
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I got a pretty painful sun rash on my legs from being in the sun for marching band. There are red dots all over my calves.


SO TMI OHMYGOSH

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Well, it is about his body soooooo.


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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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It's weird to fap with these rashes on the back of my hands.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Our pool makes the girl lifeguards wear these ugly one-pieces (camel toes everywhere but not TMI).

There was this one girl who must have recently shaved badly, because there were a bunch of razor bumps around the vagina area. Wouldn't be so bad if the poor girl didn't notice it, everybody else did, and nobody told her.


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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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i remember someone mentioning here they liked older woman...

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Our pool makes the girl lifeguards wear these ugly one-pieces (camel toes everywhere but not TMI).

There was this one girl who must have recently shaved badly, because there were a bunch of razor bumps around the vagina area. Wouldn't be so bad if the poor girl didn't notice it, everybody else did, and nobody told her.


It's always unfortunate when girls don't notice things in their vaginal area.
A speaker came to our school once who had a painstakingly-obvious camel toe.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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my period blood smells like chocolate??

what the holy fuck???


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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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my period blood smells like chocolate??

what the holy fuck???


Didn't you say you spilled chocolate milk on yourself? A few days back. Wait a sec, did you even put on clean clothes?


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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Why are you smelling your period?


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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Nachalnik wrote:
my period blood smells like chocolate??

what the holy fuck???

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Why are so many guys SO grossed out by periods ?
I mean I won't let anyone spread this blood on my face of course
but come on, it's just fucking blood

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and I mean many are grossed out because it's period blood
they don't care about any kind of blood
EXCEPT this one
come on

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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isn't it full of dead uterus or whatever

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Yup, it's not just blood, but filled with all sorts of icky juices.


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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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FatOldRobot wrote:
Didn't you say you spilled chocolate milk on yourself? A few days back. Wait a sec, did you even put on clean clothes?


Of course I did! I have been eating more chocolate recently so it might have something to do with that....

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isn't it full of dead uterus or whatever


It's technically an melted unborn baby, haha.


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