AWKWARD ZOMBIE

This is kind of a weird TMI confession. Growing up I used to hate my penis because I thought I was part of some kind of outcast being uncircumcised.

an entire outcast?

but you are, dragoon.
you are the legs of that outcast.

Whoops, I meant outcast society.

Butt= best lady bit

Meow

>4 hours of sleep
>Tired all day
>fall asleep at 3PM
>still tired
>1AM
>bountiful energy

Woke up with some good morningwood, except I didn't want to wake up Sailor Moon yet. But sex is so much better than masturbation... Between a rock and a hard place indeed.

My tiddies hurt a lot.

And in two weeks I can finally get my test results and see if I have a cyst or not, this is taking fucking forever.

That is a long booty test. Hope everything is okay Willow.

Not sure if this would fit in Minties.
One of the toilets in our house has a leak, so I can't use it. The problem is that it's the restroom that I use for taking showers, brushing my teeth, etc., so when I have to go, I have to all the way over to the bathroom next to the computer room.

That's a shitty situation.

Man, it's fun when you're trying to piss, you slowly slide on the floor away from the toilet.

It's mostly because of my preferred position in doing so though.

Do you piss like a firehose or something?

I can't even imagine what piss position you would have to be in for that to happen

All the way to the wall man.
Then once I'm almost out i slide back.