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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 4:45 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Is the book Moby Dick?


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With the price tag covering "ob". How did you know?

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So, D-vid and i just spent the majority of the night cuddled up, wearing little clothing before finally getting getting naked and watching Mean Girls

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Of course, what else would you be doing naked.

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Showering?

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eating lucky charms. God, what are we, barbarians?

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Fapping after a week of not fapping, AWESOME

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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So I was jerking my own chain and really having a good time until

it shot and hit me on the lips, my mouth was closed, but it was still on my fucking lips.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Fail to see how that is a problem Badfish

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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That has happened to me several times in the shower. It just hits higher up.


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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Oh come on Merlin that's a bit too much.

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