AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Interior Semiotics. Just.....what the fucking fuck art students.

It seems that, my body has bodaciously lost interest in masturbation. Like, no porn give me a real erection. Just a litttle, eh its alright. Like, its not completely hard, its at that point where you can't really masturbate with it.
But, when I am with Sailor Moon, and we are, I guess, kind of getting intimate, its fine as anything.

Dunno, try taking a longish break, like a week?
That or regular porn just can't satisfy your fierce fetishes

Sometimes I find it hard to get hard. No pun intendid but it's the truth. Some times I'll be fine, boner ahoy, hour later, it set sail across the seven seas with a smile and a salute. But more recently it's felt more or less half assed. It's hard enough, but not completely so which makes masturbation difficult. If I say forget it and put it away I've got this uncomfortably large buldge in my boxers, since I wear the form fitting oness. I take a break for a few days but that doesn't really change much.

Edit: Fuck you page get.

I am so horny all the time I never have problems, officer.

Try not being able to get it up in front of a naked women you're about to have relations with.
That kind of pressure and stress is only comparable to live bomb defusing.

I know that feel bro.
Listen the best way I found to get passed that is to hold off for a few weeks, masturbation I mean. To the point where you can't not get it up, and even if you blow your load early you've got enough saved up for another round. I did that once, three times in a row, I saved for a week and a half.

daisies trots.

I'm still peeling from my sunburn, eugh.

I got to play a fun game of Wart-Mole-Zit last night. Basically, it works by getting someone to look at the thing on the back of my neck and tell me whether it's a wart, mole, or zit.

It turned out to be a mole.

I still have this rash-like thing in the middle on my front and on the left side. Also some on my back. It's not much but it is itchy.

When I got home today, I opened my car door and got out. Suddenly, boner.

What the hell. I thought we were done with this.

-K-

Unsuccessful sex change?

No, I just haven't gotten any accidental boners in quite awhile, so I was hoping I was getting over it or something.

Well, looks like I'm going to live a cursed life of random pop-ups. It's like the internet of the 90's all over again...

-K-

Get a satchel. You can carry things inside it and trust me, it's great at hiding boners