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Superior Bacon
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Sun Aug 14, 2011 5:45 am 
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There's illegal bondage?

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Your fetish is now illegal
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Not give a fuck since Belgian police is worth crap.

On the "injuries while wanking" subject, I have gotten pretty severe muscle ache in my wanking arm before from wanking way too much.
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Trygve
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The only injury while wanking for me was when I drowned and died in my own sperm.
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Captain_Nick
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That's not something to be proud of

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lyra/dicks
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much better

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Trygve
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Masturbation's pretty boss.
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Captain_Nick
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If done correctly

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Gryewolf
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If you rush it you'll be dissapoint.
I try to limit myself to maybe three times a week at most.

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Nachalnik
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My joints are so stiff I can't take my shirt off.

I fucking hate my life sometimes.
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Gryewolf
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Why not wiggle one arm into your shirt, and then the other, then wiggle the shirt off?
DO your best to undress and soak in some warm water Nacha.

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Nachalnik
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I did it!
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Gryewolf
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Enjoy your Dora song.

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Nachalnik
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None of that should of made me laugh so hard.
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Turbro
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Last night at like, 4Am I wake up with a sudden cramp in my stomach (remind me to never, ever have a vagina) and I farted. A lot. Isuddenly run to the bathroom and spend so long on it that I actually sleep until 7.

So diarrhea is not fun.

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