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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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I accidently punched myself in the face once while I was having a wank.
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Nachalnik wrote:
I accidently punched myself in the face once while I was having a wank.

O U!

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it fucking hurt!

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Ok comming from somebody who does have a penis, I have done that once.
Got a little too excited.
Yeaaah, ahaha.

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Yeah, but how can that happen to a girl?


Finger slips going up and back of the wrist to the face?
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