AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Boom! It's going forward so fast you can't keep up with the rate people are posting.

I wish it was lighter outside during evening hours, but just exactly the amount of light that would keep the earth normal.

OK, it is the result of the moon orbiting closer to the earth. It also now has a face. And counts down from 72 hours.

I wish valve could actually make games with "3" in their title.

Every single game ever made by Valve now has a "3" in the title. But none of them are actually third installments.

I wish Freddie Mercury was still alive in his exuberant personality.

granted, but he can not sing and must mime his vocals
That was almost painful to corrupt

I wish that Halo 4's multiplayer isn't ruined by 12 year olds

Granted, it's now being ruined by 24 year olds acting like 12 year olds.

I wish the animals in this house could chill out once in a while.

OK, they're frozen solid.

I wish for a companion.

Granted


I wish that I could play guitar like a boss.

OK, you can now play guitar like Bongo-Bongo.

I wish I had a great rock band.

your wish is granted, however after years of great success your band breaks up and you end up living in the street after a series of unfortunate events.

I wish to fly in the sky, so very high.

You get decimated in an Airplane Turbine
I wish this wish didn't result in a bad ending

Granted. You lose all your cheddar and live in the slums for the rest of your days. Before you day though, you realise that wealth lies not in material possessions, but in the people around you. You die peacefully in bed, surrounded by dozens of friends, family members and the one you love.

I wish I woke up earlier today.

(This wish made me laugh cause I had an argument with a friend about probabilities [he doesn't understand a lot about probabilities, yet still argues about them. Go figure.] involving that)
You stand up 5 minutes earlier and in the process go outside 5 minutes earlier too. You get run over by a car which wouldn't have happened if you kept sleeping.

I wish for the sound of music in the air.

>Didn't go outside today

There is now a gigantic concert of whatever music genre you hate right next to you.

I wish for a cure for cancer.

The cure also happens to be a promoter of another, more powerful horrible disease. (that almost felt evil to type out)

I wish everyone was pop flyin' enough that nobody was sad and nobody was insanely-pop flyin'.

Everyone is now high on weed all the time. Although everyone is and stays pop flyin', society crumbles.

I wish this wish had zero effect on anything.