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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Sat Aug 13, 2011 8:30 am 
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I have to go to the bathroom like 3 times a day and it's always diarrhea. I don't know if it's a side effect of one of my tablets or my diet but I have never been this ill before.


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here is a step by step instructional video on how do deal with such a problem http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=go_X0y36sI0


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Nachalnik wrote:
I have to go to the bathroom like 3 times a day and it's always diarrhea. I don't know if it's a side effect of one of my tablets or my diet but I have never been this ill before.

The worst I had ever gotten was when I was sick with the flu. I didn't eat for 5 days and I threw up like 3 times a day once. Also, it was during Mardi Gras break. :(

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I hate being a guy when I CHAFE all the time from exercise

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Baby powder helps a LOT when it comes to chafing. It sounds stupid, but it really does help.

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We always put that or gold bond down there before practice, and I put clortizone on the area before I go to bed

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Baby powder helps a LOT when it comes to chafing. It sounds stupid, but it really does help.


What do you mean it sounds stupid? That's what baby powder is for.

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i nearly threw up while taking my meds tonight and now my lips and spit taste like acid


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I threw up so hard once it came out through my nose.

Battery acid all the way. Not pleasant.


Similar experience here

Except the feeling was more akin to hot beef soup being forced though my sinuses

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its even worse when your throwing up something that looks like coconut water in the streets on your way home, while having NOTHING in your stomach.

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I once laughed so hard my s'mores came out my nose.
Ever had a half chewed graham cracker with a marshmallow on it come through your nose?
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