AWKWARD ZOMBIE

3 should be true even if it's not.

2

That one was defunct-ed easily.

Congrats Val, you are legion.

The other two were too specific to be false.

1. My hair is over three feet long.
2. I fought a bear once.
3. I don't know how to make instant rice.

I say 3 on that one, Exeres.

1, from the last picture I've seen of you, it looked 2 feet.

2

It just sounds so impossible.

Don't I break this convention?

Well, you never know what I'm going to do next. One day, my lie could be five simple words, simple enough to pick out. But the next day... IT COULD BE TWENTY. Nobody is safe from my variability.

And now that I have spoiled my upcoming secret, I will never post on this thread again.

2 is the lie.
Ninja'd.

I have owned you royally.
I am a superior ninja.

Unless, you know, that isn't the lie. Then you both have been owned royally.

INCONCEIVABLE.

Val is the only one not being owned. I do in fact know how to make instant rice.