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YCobb
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 10:35 pm 
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After approximately a year of brushing my teeth twice a month, if that, I had a whopping total of ONE CAVITY

Started brushing my teeth really well and regularly and all that
Suddenly I'm a tooth hypochondriac and it hurts if I miss even one brushing

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HisanTakura
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So apparently the only thing that's preventing this one chick from fucking my brains out is my belief in a god.

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Turbro
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Wow, that's really stupid of her.
Ah, well, you get the idiots in all religions, or lack thereof.

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That sounds distressingly erotic

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Madican
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Popeyes Chicken why have you forsaken me and damned my intestinal tract?

WHO WANTS FRESH CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM?

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shazza
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HisanTakura wrote:
So apparently the only thing that's preventing this one chick from fucking my brains out is my belief in a god.

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then she obviously is not worth your time

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Kira
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HisanTakura wrote:
So apparently the only thing that's preventing this one chick from fucking my brains out is my belief in a god.

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seems kinda opposite of what usually happens.
>Hey babe lets fuck.
>No i'm chase.
>bonerkill!
but yeah that's rough pal
You know what! fuck her!
I AM SORRY. I MUST JOKE
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Firestorm
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HisanTakura wrote:
So apparently the only thing that's preventing this one chick from fucking my brains out is my belief in a god.

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Holy fuck
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Cafall
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HisanTakura wrote:
So apparently the only thing that's preventing this one chick from fucking my brains out is my belief in a god.

it's okay, I'm sure there are also many other reasons

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HisanTakura
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Nope, she said I'm perfect beside that dealbreaker.

And then I found out that this one friend of mine got another friend of mine pregnant because he was too fucking dumb to put a condom on. This should probably go in the minties but I dont really give a fuck because for christ's sake why the fuck man. Way to ruin her senior year.
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Madican
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How come she didn't insist on him putting one on? Or did she and he talked his way out of it?

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Or why didn't she take the pill?

Anyway, that one guy I've mentioned a few times that gets laid all the time might get a threesome with 2 girls next week. It keeps boggling my mind, the guy isn't even attractive or charming.
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Trygve
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A friend of me has dreamt that I got raped by a teacher.
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Valbrandur
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What kind of relationship do you have with this friend?
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Trygve
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Very close.
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Fooflyer
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does this friend happen to be a mentor or guide of any kind
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