Corrupt a Wish

D-vid · **Posted:** Mon Aug 29, 2011 8:27 pm

Granted, you now run at them like a caveman, wearing just your underwear. And that's if you just want to ask them what time it is.

I wish I had a better gamepad right now.

NDividedByZero · **Posted:** Mon Aug 29, 2011 8:37 pm

Your new gamepad is now better... but by such an infinitesimal amount that to you it feels exactly the same.

I wish this computer ran faster, at enough of a higher speed for me to notice.

betrippin · **Posted:** Mon Aug 29, 2011 8:45 pm

Zorp! It runs so fast it goes through time!

I wish my house had an endless supply of soda, that never went flat and regardless of how much I drank nothing negative ever happened

oh and it all was soda I like

Rinoko · **Posted:** Mon Aug 29, 2011 10:01 pm

Narf! Your house is now filled with soda! Not in bottles or cans or anything. Just soda.

I wish I had more motivation to take pictures.

betrippin · **Posted:** Mon Aug 29, 2011 10:06 pm

Zim zam zoom! you can only take pictures of naked men

HAIRY men

I wish I had All the tenacious D albums

LordSeth · **Posted:** Mon Aug 29, 2011 10:54 pm

You have all the tenacious D albums. ALL OF THEM
So everyone else sues you and your dog and the albums are soon confiscated from you.

I wish there was a bowl of delicious, chocolate pudding on my desk; right side up and with a spoon.

betrippin · **Posted:** Mon Aug 29, 2011 11:06 pm

Done, but the pudding is frozen solid and has bugs in it

i wish my friends weren't such assholes sometimes

Blitz Walrus · **Posted:** Mon Aug 29, 2011 11:19 pm

Blork! your friends now worship you. they will stalk you day and night forever.

I wish Tarantino would team up with Stephen King for some amazingly insane horror action thriller book/movie thing

Rinoko · **Posted:** Tue Aug 30, 2011 12:02 am

Ska-doosh! They come together to make a horror action film so terrifying that everyone who sees it pees their pants, can't sleep for weeks, and never wants to see it again.

I wish I had a carton of milk. That isn't expired.

Trygve · **Joined:** Sun Sep 13, 2009 4:57 am **Posts:** 14015

Granted but the milk comes from me.

I wish I had another muffin.

Lordy · **Posted:** Tue Aug 30, 2011 6:27 am

Kabam! It's a mud muffin.

Not disgusting enough...?

...it's also got HAGGIS!

Try this one for size. I wish that through a series of staggeringly stupid coincidences, everyone in the universe learned how to spell properly.

Silver_Wolf · **Posted:** Tue Aug 30, 2011 6:41 am

Done, but now no one can write anymore.

I wish that I could get more sleep at night.

FatOldRobot · **Posted:** Tue Aug 30, 2011 6:46 am

Granted, but as soon as the sun sets you fall asleep.

I wish I had more cheddar.

Dedivax · **Posted:** Tue Aug 30, 2011 7:21 am

FatOldRobot wrote:

Granted, but as soon as the sun sets you fall asleep.

I wish I had more cheddar.

You now have all the cheddar. ALL OF IT. Which means that everyone in the entire world wants to nail your body to two perpendicular planks in a manner not dissimilar from the founder of a very popular religion 2000 years ago
I wish all the mosquitos in the world died

Trygve · **Joined:** Sun Sep 13, 2009 4:57 am **Posts:** 14015

There is no way to corrupt that wish.

I wish that was true.

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