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Say you're friend-zoning a girl who just broke up with her guy.

Whoops, random boner.

You can make this work for you.

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Stupid penus always wanting something.
Jusr let me sleep dammit! :shakefist:
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I also didn't know what Redtube was until just now.

Ew.

It's no different from the billion other porn sites, or did you not know about those either?
I prefer XNXX nowadays

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What the fuck is going on.

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Dicks, as per the usual

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Mete wrote:
DoNotDelete wrote:
I also didn't know what Redtube was until just now.

Ew.

It's no different from the billion other porn sites, or did you not know about those either?
I prefer XNXX nowadays


I find that sight just a tad bit confusing, it's pretty good with not having popups though.
Well it was some popups.
I stick to certain sites, I don't wanna get another virus.

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my period cramps were so bad i threw up

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Oh god, I've never thrown up but my cramps has gotten so bad at times that I can't move. It's the worst if it's during school.

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When I'm in the house myself I sometimes squat-walk around and let the jewels swing free (usually still clothed, with large boxers on). Dicks can be fun if you know how.

How expensive is the procedure Bacon, out of interest? I imagine any price is worth it, but I also don't think it'll be terribly cheap.

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Oh god, I've never thrown up but my cramps has gotten so bad at times that I can't move. It's the worst if it's during school.

So much of this. oh god oh god.

Especially when you have drugs but they refuse to work (AHEM MIDOL)

Buh. Bacon you've got the balls to do stuff I know I could never do. I commend you.

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Gryewolf
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Before I shower I tend to stare at myself in the mirror and give myself dirty looks and shit talk sometimes.
I swear it's another dimension that just mimics ours and I'm waiting for them to slip up, ahaha.
But I wave it around and it's strangely amusing, like Nancy said, dicks can be fun.

Edit: @Crispy Not yet they don't.

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