AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Do I even need to corrupt this wish? You can now put up a fight in a game that no one seriously plays anymore.

I wish I had a never ending supply of peanuts.

The infinite amount of peanuts collapse into a black hole due to their combined infinite mass.

Also, I'm guessing (s)he meant SFIV.

I wish that my hair is coloured black.

Your hair is coloured back, but so is your face, so you have a white body but a black face (including teeth). (Btw why do you want it to be black?)

I wish I could shapeshift.

Shoop da whoop! You can now shapeshift, but you cannot shift back into a human.

I wish I was more handsome.

Granted, you are now incredibly handsome. All woman fall for you, which makes their spouses jealous. One of them flips and kills you.

I wish I herped a derp.


(Honestly, I just couldn't think of a wish).

You have successfully herped a derp, but you accidentally herped the wrong derp and can't unherp it.

I wish I wasn't so fucking hungry right now.

Granted, you are fucking thirsty instead.

I wish for the Earthbound Trilogy on 3DS.

Granted, but due to low sales of the trilogy, the publisher and developer go bankrupt.

I wish I went to bed 2 hours ago.

You go to bed but end up sleeping for five days.

I wish I could finish writing my stories.

Done! they just all suck balls.
Like M knight Shamaladingdong status suck

I wish I wasn't such a coward when it comes to asking girls I like out

Granted, you now run at them like a caveman, wearing just your underwear. And that's if you just want to ask them what time it is.

I wish I had a better gamepad right now.

Your new gamepad is now better... but by such an infinitesimal amount that to you it feels exactly the same.

I wish this computer ran faster, at enough of a higher speed for me to notice.

Zorp! It runs so fast it goes through time!


I wish my house had an endless supply of soda, that never went flat and regardless of how much I drank nothing negative ever happened

oh and it all was soda I like

Narf! Your house is now filled with soda! Not in bottles or cans or anything. Just soda.

I wish I had more motivation to take pictures.

Zim zam zoom! you can only take pictures of naked men

HAIRY men


I wish I had All the tenacious D albums