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Trygve
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Take smaller portions of food. You'll trick your body into thinking you eat more.

Also, let's see if I can have a dream that isn't a sex dream.
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Snarf
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Trygve wrote:
Take smaller portions of food. You'll trick your body into thinking you eat more.

Also, let's see if I can have a dream that isn't a sex dream.


I am predicting you will have a dream about tigers.

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Superior Bacon
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I soft packed today!

Having a penis is awesome.

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Spoony
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Superior Bacon
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I have a fake flaccid penis and I wore it.

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Spoony
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Oh.

Right then.

Didn't find it uncomfortable?
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Superior Bacon
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Not really. It's just a flaccid penis with balls, it's made from this thing from cyberskin so it's not all weird. You just put it in your underwear and go on with your day.

Kind of awkward to adjust, though.

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Having a penis is awesome.

eh

it's all right

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Cafall wrote:
Bacon wrote:
Having a penis is awesome.

eh

it's all right

Seems like a pain to me. Especially the random boners.

Never been a guy so I wouldn't know.

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Exeres
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Random boners are either the worst or the best, depending on the given situation.

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Scrotum getting slightly sweaty, and then sticking to leg in an uncomfortable way is the worst part to being a guy

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I like penises.

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I don't know how the hell that makes sense.

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