AWKWARD ZOMBIE

It disappears, but it turns out it only turned invisible-you can still feel it itching and you're now unable to scratch it because you don't know where it is.

I wish for world peace.

Granted! Global warming wipes out life as we know it.

I wish I weren't as subtle as a brick to the face.

You become less subtle. You are now so blunt and honest that everyone hates you.

I wish it wasn't so hot here.

Wish granted! you are now living in a second ice age

I wish my ex didn't get so hateful when I talk about current relationships

Bada bing, bada boom! Your ex is now perfectly OK with you dating a serial killer.

I wish the guy next door to me wasn't a complete jackass.

Your neighbor is now Ned Flanders.

I wish for... some more cheddar. Nothing fancy here.

You get so much cheddar that now 99% of the earth's mass is of your newfound riches, and congrats! Everyone was fatally crushed by them including you.

I wish for new smileys on This Very Board.

DWAYNE! you got a bunch Penises

I wish I could turn into any animal I can think of and still maintain my rational thinking

SHAZAM
You can now only think about star-nosed moles.

I wish I was away at a 4-year college already.

Wish granted! You leave for a four-year college, but it's your absolute last choice in college and is extremely expensive, even by college standards.

I wish my pre-lab for Chemistry was done.

Granted. 2 chemicals mix that weren't supposed to and explodes, killing everyone.

I wish TF2 wasnt so addicting.

Zim-ZAM!

You now are addicted to every illegal substance ever

i wish pokemon and all of the technology from the games were real

(wait have I already made this wish)

BAZINGA

You are eaten by a Salamence.


I wish for more wishes.

Winner winner chicken dinner! You get more wishes, with each one more terrible than the last.

I wish movie sequels never sucked.

Granted. Movies sequels cease to exist.

I wish for summer vacation to never end.