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Badfish
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2011 12:11 am 
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Just had the most uncomfortable handjob ever

no refunds

Did you wrap your hand in a towel or something?

the chafes.
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Vax
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Handjobs are retarded.

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Handjobs are retarded.


Having your gun pointed directly at your crotch is retarded.

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"Snarf tiddies dont work like that"

Trygve was here.
Spoony was here.

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Vax
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My dick is made of cast iron anyway.

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I would have thought black steel?
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Vax
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That's my balls silly

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I can't be bothered looking on youtube for chef singing his chocolate salty balls song, so just pretend I posted that anyway yeh
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Vax
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I'm pretending as hard as I can man.

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I'm pretty hard myself, actually
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Oh not here in front of the kids they'll get ideas!

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uncle spoony what does it mean when your weiner gets big

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I keep forgetting to brush my teeth in the morning if I'm not going anywhere.

good lord I am getting really lazy.

I keep forgetting it, even if I'm going somewhere.
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Why does my pee smell like butter after I eat popcorn?
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I think I just found Paula Deen's fetish

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Badfish
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Mine smells like sugar after I eat cereal

Idunnoman, maybe we have wiener chefs.
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