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Zorinth
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Tue Aug 09, 2011 5:17 am 
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I think for me the reason is how I view sex. I see it as something that will happen when I have a girl that I am in love with, have married, and plan on only being with her.

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I see sex as pop flyin' fun time personally.
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i've had sex in the front of my car

let's go on a double date

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My sex drive fluxuates a lot. It's kinda annoying. But considering I have major hormone abnormalities I'm not really suprised. I mean lately I've been all mellow and noteasiky aroused. Except for that one time last week I think I've only fapped two or three times.

Also my poops are being all weird. But thats prolly because of a lack of Vegetables.

Salad for supper. oh man. So excite

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Today, when I was showering, while cleaning myself with body wash a soap bubble came off of the washcloth and landed ever so softly on my finger. It was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen

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It was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen

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Why do I eat spicy food when I know it's going to cause my booty to sound like the Indy 500?

VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRM.

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Why do I eat spicy food when I know it's going to cause my booty to sound like the Indy 500?



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Why do I eat spicy food when I know it's going to cause my booty to sound like the Indy 500?

VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRM.

Pssht, lightweight.

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I really like just lying on my back in my underwear.

Also, the hair on my thighs makes nice patterns in the shower.
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I keep forgetting to brush my teeth in the morning if I'm not going anywhere.

good lord I am getting really lazy.

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It seems like every other morning I have a terrible cramp in my right leg immediately after I wake up

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Just had the most uncomfortable handjob ever
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