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Ultra Bidoof · **Joined:** Sat Oct 30, 2010 1:39 am **Posts:** 370

Akio wrote:

I... what is this? I just don't even. I mean... wow.

This was traced? No, it could not have been traced. I don't believe it. This is terrible. Was this supposed to be sexy, tube arms and fat legs? Did Chris look at this and was just like, "Yep, this is fine. No need to create another sketch. Time to color with markers even though I have no idea how to. Derp derp derp."

It's been said but Chris is really bad at perspective. He didn't actually trace in the traditional sense. He pulled the original picture up on his computer and tried his best to emulate it.

supermario566 · **Posted:** Fri Aug 26, 2011 4:15 pm

So I was reading one of my older issues of nintendo power the other day (issue 190) and I was reading the pulse section.

http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Nintendo_Power_Magazine

When I realized what the letter I read was I laughed so hard.

Zang · **Posted:** Fri Aug 26, 2011 11:01 pm

LAST TIME ON ZAP TO THE EXTREME:

our heroes journeyed to the top of the 4centgarbage skyscraper, only to be met by a dastardly deed who does illegal things with an underage girl! :O

This is obviously a spot on interpretation of what actually happened

wha...what the fuck? Did you seriously just try to go patriotic on us? wow. okay haha wow

so yea, you guys hear that right, you bring Chris down, you're bringing the TRUE and HONEST country down..............the read white and blu

The web page will stay up! fuck yea! I like this guy, he tells it like it is

aaaand here comes the tardrage

pffft okay why is it so funny to see that thing mad

woa haha hold on a second

this

this is gold. i'm going to leave this to your imaginations

okay what. what. Does he actually think this is how conversations go? really?

"to catch my home run"? and this is met by affection? shit son I was completely awkward sometimes, but for some reason I never found myself surrounded by women because of it

wow. really chris? a panty shot? what, did she fart with such vigorous force that it lifted the back of her skirt? I mean, come on.

whaaaat. Okay so thank you for that completely random explanation of how spikes work. way to go mang.

Okay so apparently he threw a pickle at her and it healed her somehow, which made her angry?

fucking rosechus. how do they work?

woa woa what the fu-

okay even more what the fuck

proceeding to maximum what the fuck. mind gauge is nearing full of fuck capacity

nsfw

I.....wha...

gauges have reached full capacity. converting energy into reaction images

nsfw

beginning to dispatch reaction images

nsfw

capacity overriding. reaction images flooding

prepare to discard

discard overheated. error error

Not safe for FUCKIGN WORK

REACTION IMAGES DEPLETED
APPLYING BRAIN BLEACH

WARNING: BRAIN BLEACH LOW ON CAPACITY

NSFW

there are no words

that can describe how much fuck

my mind is full of right now

AND WE RETURN WITH OUR GREEN GUY that knows how to cloak and is apparently not using it? smart guy.

not sure what he's doing here.

okay then uhh

seriously what the fuck was that

oh god

oh god no no no more please no

oh, okay they're just protesting and stuff.....in their back yard...not as bad as I thought. whew.

wait...backdrops?

oh boy I have a bad feeling about this

sonichu? a shitty character? oh boy can't wait

oh you have got to be kidding me people

I still have a REALLY bad feeling about this

oh thank god it's the end of the story arch

whew

wait there's more to this apparently?

aaaand that's the end... right?

oh, commercials of course. gotta pay for this shit somehow right?

haha okay so all those characters were totally not representations of actual people. ooookay chris.

aaand

that's all for-

OH GOD AAAAAA

oh kay

okay

that's all for reals this time

dont forget to zap to the extreme and whatnot

whew

I need to lie down

Exeres · **Posted:** Fri Aug 26, 2011 11:26 pm

Your sacrifices for this forum will never be forgotten.

Silver_Wolf · **Posted:** Fri Aug 26, 2011 11:35 pm

/eyegorge

No...no more...please. Your pain will not be forgotten.

somepartsareme · **Posted:** Fri Aug 26, 2011 11:40 pm

Taruta · **Posted:** Fri Aug 26, 2011 11:54 pm

nsfw? more like nsfa [not safe for anyone] holy crap, Bluh bluh brain bleach and reaction image.

Uncle_Brainhorn · **Joined:** Mon Feb 07, 2011 6:48 pm **Posts:** 408

Did she stick his head inside her vagina?

Kira · **Posted:** Sat Aug 27, 2011 12:15 am

Akio · **Posted:** Sat Aug 27, 2011 12:47 am

Oh god, this is terrible.
I... I need a moment...

Whew, okay I'm good.
I don't even know where to begin. I guess I'll start with Sonichu and Rosechu. They're complete Mary Sues. They'll all like, "Peace, love, forgiveness! Look how kind and humble I'm being!" It just seems so forced to make the villain look as evil as possible so the readers will show no sympathy what so ever for him. Especially since their behavior immediately changes to rage once he provokes them with kindergarten stuff they should have learned to brush off by now.
Villian: "Lol, you're a tranny."
Rosechu: "AW HELL, NAW." *goes ape shit*

Like seriously, seriously? I'm pretty sure severely injuring someone will get you in more trouble than saying some "slanderous" things about them over the internet and poorly drawing pictures of them with "pickles."
Violence should not be a part of an effort to stop internet slander of you at all. If you're resorting to it than you're obviously doing something wrong.
I don't even know what else to say. This... this is just so bad.
I think I'm going to go to sleep now.

Taruta · **Posted:** Sat Aug 27, 2011 12:58 am

Akio wrote:

This... this is just so bad.

Biggest understatement in the universe and all of time and several alternate universes.

But yeah that patriotic message just made me laugh over how bad it was shoddily plugged in.

JamesBob006 · **Joined:** Sat Oct 23, 2010 4:55 pm **Posts:** 76

Chris-Chan wrote:

NSFW

WOMEN'S RIGHTS!

Syobon · **Joined:** Mon Jan 24, 2011 10:34 am **Posts:** 15027

These comics never fail to appal.

FatOldRobot · **Posted:** Sat Aug 27, 2011 7:29 am

I WOMIN HERE ME RAOR

Kira · **Posted:** Sat Aug 27, 2011 11:45 am

The logic here is.
Ladies.
If someone makes you mad.
Takes your clothes off and try and suffocate him in your batcave.
And if he's still alive, it's only because of some dark power.

and I can't help but overlook how the whole reason they are there is to stop the dude form doing sexual acts upon some girl.
So she performs one on him, and they just leave after he passes out and forget all about the sex slave.

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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