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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Mon Aug 08, 2011 10:52 pm 
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So recently, masturbating has been fantastic for some reason


Isn't that how its always supposed to be :awesomeface:




I mean more so than usual

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Driving while having menstrual cramps is the worst thing ever. Ugh....

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i've had sex in the front of my car

let's go on a double date

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Is it odd that I have absolutely no urge to ever have sex?

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Having sex in my car is HARD

I drive a Mustang. It only has 4 seats. The middle back seat has been replaced by a very large, very hard bump that serves next to no purpose and makes it incredibly difficult to get in any kind of comfortable position while laying down.

It is...very unpleasant. We only did it like twice and gave up.

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After not getting any sleep, this girl who's apartment I was staying at and I decided to make breakfast at 7 in the morning. It was glorious. We fell asleep after for two hours before we had to meet some people at the zoo.

The sex though that we had was pretty terrible.

And we didn't actually make breakfast at 7.

And Silver_Wolf, you may not have any interest in sex, but you're still a whore. An information whore. 10,000 gold to find out why my father hired you to kill him... Guh.

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I have a Honda Fit. The backseats fold down rather nicely so there's an okay amount of space.

Still prefer a bed, though.

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I've never had any girl/boy friend (I'm 16, forever alone;_;) so I have no idea what sex is actually like, unless masturbation is actually something to go by.
I'd imagine a car wouldn't be pleasant, though. Especially that one with the hump in the middle. I just imagined being thrusted into the back seat of a school bus over and over and got a backache.

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A car would be too small for me, I take up quite a bit of space in my car just driving it as it is.

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Silver_Wolf wrote:
Is it odd that I have absolutely no urge to ever have sex?

I don't find this odd at all, same thing here.

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Silver_Wolf wrote:
Is it odd that I have absolutely no urge to ever have sex?


I'm in this boat too. It likely means you're either a demisexual (sexually attracted only to someone you have a deep emotional connection to (who may or may not be a demigod)) or an asexual (with no real desire to have sex, you're just apathetic).

Also, for many people, sex drive fluctuates a bit, especially when your hormones go a bit wacky. Some may have a fairly large sex drive and crave it nightly, others may be fine going a month or two without it, with no withdrawals.

So don't worry, it's perfectly natural...

God I sound like some kind of after school special.

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