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Gryewolf
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 3:29 pm 
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Tales is homosensual. It's obvious.
If he wasn't he'd be talking about how he's a sex fiend.

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I pulled a blister off my foot and now my foot stings

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I think I've mentioned how much a shy bladder sucks
I think I'm leaning towards replacing the pubococcygeus muscle with a button operated machine
yeah that would work, cheaper than therapy too
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I just love wearing pus and blood stained underwear.
Second hole at top of buttcrack oozes pus and bleeds
Went to a doctor twice, he said it was nothing, bullshit. If it was nothing, it would've stopped bleeding and getting infected.
I'll be going to the city at the end of the month and I'll get it checked. If they say it's nothing, I swear I will break something there and call out bullshit.
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So recently, masturbating has been fantastic for some reason

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So recently, masturbating has been fantastic for some reason


Isn't that how its always supposed to be :awesomeface:

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I spent 90% of the time I was awake this weekend either in the world's hottest fucking subway (they had the heat on and there are trains down there, what the fuck) or walking at a billion miles an hour to keep up with my crazy mother.

My entire body hurts so much that standing up for more than 30 seconds makes my legs shut themselves off. My one foot has a blister the size of my baby toe.

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There's a blister on my heel from the other day. Feels weird.

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It seems that since I got back from NYC all of my flats are rubbing my heels raw. I bought some new shoes while on vacation and wore them to central park and the tore my feet up, and it's almost like my heels never healed or something. But it's not like I can stop wearing shoes y'know?

It's really fucking annoying.

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I generally buy a decent pair of shoes that last me forever. I don't throw them out until my toes are poking through.
It's not so much a cheddar issue as it is that I'm always terrified the next pair won't be comfortable.

But today I wore Converses so ????

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Man these heels are killing me.
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