AWKWARD ZOMBIE

MY ANUS IS EXPLODING AAAAAAAAHHH

Because my body clock is completely screwed up these days my stomach produces huge amounts of acid at random intervals during the day/night - occasionally triggering a vomiting instinct, which is lovely.

With the exception of cooking bacon, doing anything while naked is pretty cool

Hahaaa, you still remember that too.

Yeah I do


It's still true

When I was younger (like, 10/11) my sister and I would occasionally argue/fight but it's a very rare occasion now and we're good friends.

was like GOTTA POO GOTTA POO GOTTA POO

Sit on toilet

three super farts that smell like shit

biggest farts i ever had so i was frozen in shock by my new power

now gaggin as whole house smells POO

Oh god I want a smoke so bad you don't even know.

When I get my own place, it's gonna be clothing optional whoo hoo.

Boners and tits everywhere.

Girls in bikinis everywhere.

See but not touch.

note he has nothing against other men's boners.

This

this so much

Never understood why people like being naked for extended periods of time. It's not like I need my dick exposed so it can act as a rudder or other navigational tool.

I like clothes.

"CAPTAIN"
"What is it?"
"My dick is telling me single women are in high concentration to the southwest of here!"
"Very good, ensign. Navigator, change course."

I never understood how people can sit around the house fully dressed. I mean, shoes socks shirt pants all together, around the house.
Maybe it's because my house is a cozy 88 degrees most of the time, but still.