AWKWARD ZOMBIE

My granddad is acting like a child.

"I don't WANT no fish and rice!"

-facepalm-

We really wanted Publix subs, since there are no Publixes in North Carolina. He seems to want pizza.

CAN'T HE JUST COMPLY WITH THE GUESTS FOR ONCE

Is it an acorn or is it a squash?

And how on earth do you bake either??

It's a squash.

http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/Acorn-Squash/Detail.aspx

Mom doesn't use sugar on it though-- she puts in salt and pepper.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acorn_squash

EDIT

OH MY FUCKING GOD, MY GRANDDAD JUST ASKED ME WHY I CUT MY HAIR, AND WHEN.

Seriously? He hasn't heard this by now? God.

And he thinks that they put my hair in a ponytail before getting it cut. What kind of stylist did he think I went to? And he keeps asking me what they did with the hair. And he keeps saying they should have donated it even though my hair wasn't long enough to donate even though he keeps saying that I haven't had a haircut since I was a baby which is an insane and ridiculous assumption since i am no slob and he keeps asking how long it was even though I don't remember, and he isn't taking that for an awnser and HE JUST KEEPS PESTERING ME AUUUUUGGGHHH.

Tell him it was heavy.

My cat is sick and I don't know what caused it. rrrrrg.

That caused me to crack up.

I am really rustled at my teacher for her stupidity and her lack of ability to correctly write the English language on the board, and because she goes on tangents and thinks no one in the class is paying attention. If I go a day without correcting her fucking English, I will have to ask Obama to make this day a Holy day, for light has shone upon my teacher that you simply can't be an English teacher when you can't spell. I hope she gets fired, because her decisions as of late have not been in the favor of our grades.

THAR IT IS!

today i got 9 nuggets instead of the 10 that was advertised

that rustled me off

Tinyurl if you ever post a tinyurl link I won't click it

true that.
There are only three thing that piss me off:

GUILT
UNFAIR PUNISHMENTS
KETCHUP

edit:
YEAH I JUST READ THE WHOLE DARN TOPIC
IT's 1:08 AM

i need a shower

Things that piss me off? When I am doing my online for a class and its due in 20 minutes and I am using the numbers the teacher provides and the correct equation and no matter what am getting the wrong answers.

How do i know the numbers are correct? When you answer one part of the problem if your answer is within the rounding bounds it says CORRECT the correct answer is XXXX so then I can use that number for the next part in case my original answer a little different due to rounding.

How do i know the equation was correct? Everyone else used that equation and got the right answer, and on the previous problem (which is the same exact thing but at a different temperature and fermi energy) i used that equation and got it right. I am freakin rustled right now.

This thread's so big that I don't know if this has already been mentioned (hell this may have alredy been mentioned by me) but when people can't indentify what age group a piece of fiction is appropriate for.
Oh hey there's a color, that must mean it's for kids right?
And kind of related is when people assume that appearance is the ultimate factor in knowing someone's age.

Having my friend trying to send me almost obvious links to viruses.

Anything that hurts my precious computer

My preciousssssssssss





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