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Madican
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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This comming from a guy with no face to shove into food.


My secret dieting regiment has been revealed.

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I have a cut in the bottom of my foot. I can't put on a bandage because the bandage fall off while I'm sleeping. I put some lanacaine on to disinfect, and I'm doing my best to stay off of it.

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Liquid bandage. You can find it at Target or any drug store.

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We're out of town right now, and we're heading back in tomorrow/today, so I'll be alright till then

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Does anyone else occasionally grab a snack to eat while taking a dump?
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Shad
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Yes. One time I took in my dinner.

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Syobon wrote:
Does anyone else occasionally grab a snack to eat while taking a dump?

I ate chicken in the bathroom.
I was very hungry.
Also poptarts which I renamed poopturds when I was eating.
Gross.

Speakign of which I had to take a really bad shit a few minutes ago.
My anus is still burning.

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Ugh, I keep getting nasty stuff in my ear from when I hurt my eardrum, there's a lot of it and it smells like bacon fat

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You know what I hate about Summer?

Having to shave my legs.
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Summer is the only time you shave your legs?

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Well I bet it's because she's forced to wear shorty shorts because of the heat.

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Captain_Nick wrote:
Summer is the only time you shave your legs?


Depends. I only really shave them if I know I'm going to be wearing shorts or dresses.

And I've worn neither for a month or so.
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Summer is the only time you shave your legs?

For me yes.

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