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BurntToShreds
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Sun Jul 31, 2011 3:10 am 
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Wtf is goin on in here. I leave for one day and you've derailed the thread!

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Captain_Nick
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Quickly! Say something about your body!

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Quickly! Say something about your body!


tiddies.

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Syobon
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My friends had me convinced for a month that I banged an ugly girl with herpes when I was drunk.
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Trygve
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The only smell I can't stand is the smell of foul food staying a day or two too much. I just start gagging.
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Syobon
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Same here Trygve.

My lower intestines just rumbled. My next visit to the porcelain throne will be eventful.
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Same here Trygve.

My lower intestines just rumbled. My next visit to the porcelain throne will be eventful.


You will achieve sub-orbital flight on blast off.

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Vaginas are gross. Mine is always either bleeding or oozing.
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Nachalnik wrote:
Vaginas are gross. Mine is always either bleeding or oozing.

Oozing what

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Tales
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Just wait until we start cutting. You can't handle our muscle!


omg one time on AZ I said sometimes I feel sorry for obese people and this is why. Like, the look on the poor womans face as she pitifully smiles, knowing she's eating herself into an early grave and an unhappy life just makes me sad.

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Maybe you're reading too much into the smile Tales.

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BurntToShreds
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That face is more the stuff of nightmares for me.

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Tales
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I know the first man seems... evilly pop flyin' but yeah, I can't watch those like "FATTEST MAN ALIVE" programmes where you see them get wheeled around and they have all tubes sticking out of their bodies because I just feel like they have no life left anymore.

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Captain_Nick
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I think Tales secretly wishes he was morbidly obese

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