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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Sat Jul 30, 2011 6:01 pm 
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She can also be paralysed by playing this song.


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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Sat Jul 30, 2011 10:20 pm 
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a girl called me fit.

:colbert:

she wants to fuck


just because a girl thinks I look nice doesn't mean she's some kind of whore you know
god help me if a girl does something more and then what will you say because you can't say that then.


Ugh..Tales you realize that princess brothel was just quoting a meme popularized on 4chan specifically /fit/ right?

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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girl makes vague eye contact

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Girl is in the same zip code

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Spoony wrote:
girl makes vague eye contact

she wants to fuck


Horse mouth
Wouldn't fuck.

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Girl brushes up against you in hallway
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Girl brushes up against you in hallway
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The worst part about that statement is I know someone who lives in what we've decided is some strange little hentai world that thinks this is exactly how things work.

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It's just

So true though

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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When I close my eyes....
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When I close my eyes....
there's just too many tentacles


Get out of my head.

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It's just

So true though


Vax knows what i'm talking about.

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Kira87 wrote:
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there's just too many women with 40 dicks


alternative statement

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how is there such a thing as too many women with dicks


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