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 Post subject: Re: Let's Zap to the Extreme!
PostPosted: Tue Aug 16, 2011 11:46 pm 
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:shock: my dad almost got me watching that.
scariest moment in my life.


:psyduck: i'll just read the comments instead now.

Though I do wonder...
By his logic, being a tomgirl will make him more attractive to females, just like being a tomboy makes girls more attractive to males.

Why would he make a "tutorial" video showing how to be a tomgirl?
Wouldn't teaching other males his ways reduce the amount of "boyfriend-free girls" available even more?

Also Kaka is slang for shit in spanish, at first (by reading the title of the video) my mind was prepared for the worst.

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Sephora. He went to a Sephora store. I feel bad for whoever had to help him.

Chris is a total California girl.

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Okay.

I didn't watch the makeup video. I did watch the blackmail video and I was cracking up for most of it.

In case you're wondering, Chris thinks he is being trolled by ADF. If you don't want to follow that link, he's an insane ultra-leftist tranny narutard that /cwc/ trolled during Chris's exile.

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Sephora. He went to a Sephora store. I feel bad for whoever had to help him.

Chris is a total California tomgirl.

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I'll give Chris this, he does look like a girl with those moobs.

STRAIGHT!


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Uncle_Brainhorn wrote:


I forced myself to watch the entire thing. It wasn't really funny. I found it more disturbing than anything.
Why does it appear that Chris has breasts? Is that simply a result of the bra I'm assuming he's wearing? Did he stuff said bra? Or is he really just that fat? Why is he putting on makeup anyways? Let alone an excessive amount of it? Why doesn't he buy a new camera? Does he not realize the white balance is broken? Is Chris broken? Chris has to be broken. Chris is broken.

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OH...MY....UHG.

I cannot believe what I am seeing... do you hear the totally girly music in the background?
Someone actually helped this man at a make up store.. my god... >.< There are no words.. I just.. I ..... I wonder if hes stuffing his bra. I know hes got a lot of manboob but still. You can't get that perk with a sports bra...unless hes wearing ..a real honest and true bra



.......He's still claiming he's straight?

Edit: Nvm. http://www.youtube.com/user/ChristianWChandler#p/u/0/w1SN9Jl-DTk Look at him from that angle.. its... all saggy.

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my eyes...they hurts


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abgar wrote:
Also Kaka is slang for shit in spanish, at first (by reading the title of the video) my mind was prepared for the worst.


Kaka, or derivations of it, means shit or shit-related things in many languages. It's origins lie in Latin, in the word cacare.


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Something Chris clamed during Kacey's Father Call ( http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Father_Call )

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He also claimed that a plastic doghouse weighs two to five tons or something.


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In Chris's mind, going down a stair or two is the equivalent of five miles.

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Zaychavitch wrote:
In Chris's mind, going down a stair or two is the equivalent of five miles.


And probably just as difficult for him as five miles for a normal person. IE: Not Chris.


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So, um... how many people are there on the AZ Forums who basically only post on this thread? I can count quite a few.

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