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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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trygve i may look like her but i don't think we look that alike, and haha i dont think she wants me but thanks anyway :P

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Don't do it Tales. The homoerotic situations will take it as a challenge and your life will turn into a sitcom.

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She'll drop something while wearing a shorty short skirt and a thong and bend over infront of Tales.

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she wants to fuck

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Tales wrote:
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she wants to fuck


just because a girl thinks I look nice doesn't mean she's some kind of whore you know
god help me if a girl does something more and then what will you say because you can't say that then.

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then why did you posts this in the TMI thread

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