AWKWARD ZOMBIE

>Infestigate the fat, black man near the truck.


"Playa! What's the score? How they hangin an' all that commotion. Welcome to Fat Larry's Truck O' Mack! The only store fo' all yo needs afta 10 o'clock. I am the proprietor and salesman of the month several years in a row; the ladies call me "Oh, God!", but you can call me Fat Larry with a F-A-T 'cause I know I got a weight problem and I just don't give a fuck.

>What do you have in the truck?

"Now that is a legitimate question, but a better question would be: what don't I got in this truck? Cuz at Fat Larry's, my motto is: "Everything's got a price, but I probably know somebody who can get it anyway."

>Do you sell counterfeit basketball jerseys or something?


"Counterfeit?!? Man I look like one of those peanut-headed, rock-smokin' brothers sellin' S-H-A-C-K they made at there momma's house? I'm the real deal, OG, man in the alley with what you need. Counterfeit! Wh-why you gotta be like that?"

>Show me what you're selling

"Nahaa- now that's what I like to hear. But it's like this: I save my best stuff for select clientele. Now that don't mean I don't appreciate your bu'ness, it's just you know, bu'ness."

>Show me the merchandise.

"Shit it's time for grand slam World O' Darkness thread in this house. How you brother's and wonder girls be feelin' 'bout that WODMMO that's in pro-duction?"

.......

>Buy his sunglasses

"Now whoa whoa whoa! Brother these shades are only for the MVP righ' here."

Who do I gotta kill, steal from, or "deal with", to get 'em then?

"Now now, I've been noticin' all the commando shit you've been purchasin' and I got a proposal. There's a meeting in a local parking garage between some two-bit Chinatown Tong and local boys. They're exchangin' some briefcases, and your man Larry here wants what's in one of em. You get that briefcase for me, and then these killa shades might be restin' on yo killa head. Here's some 'supplemental' material for when you get back from bu'ness."

*seductive voice* Come, come now Larry boy. You want me to do all that work for no...shall we say...monetary gain?

>Go into a parking garage and stealth* your way through like a ninja.

*murder

Aww, I wanted to >buy afro

"Hey hey hey! Now that's what I like to hear! Now, lemme see the briefcase. Aww yeah that's beautiful. Somebody out there gonna be real rustled losin' this. I'm gonna turn this in to my client, and then I'ma go out and buy me a big ol' steak. Not that domestic shit either, but the good stuff; 32 ounces of Kobe beef. You in? Oh, shit yeah that's right playa you want my afro."

>He rips his prized afro off of his head and replaces it with his ballcap.

"Now brother, that afro took a while to grow out y'know what I'm sayin? Losin it made me less black. Now here's some mo' WODMMO info."

http://www.wodnews.net/

Hope that the game isn't just another WoW clone.

>Buy his hat

<Kazz> Do vampires have anuses? Cause that's why I wouldn't let this kid invade a vampire's anus in this RPG, right, I was GMing, and his character was an Anus Shade, with the power to possess and control the anuses of people and animals.. and I figured that vampires don't have anuses.
<Zaratustra> a vampire's anus is present, but non-working.
<Zaratustra> like a network card without the appropriate driver.
<Kazz> Wow. You're the biggest dork on Earth.
<Sharkey> And you're DMing an rpg with Anus Shades.


i hope there's a malkavian-only server

No malkavians in the newe version thing though. I think.

> Get Ye Flask