1001 Reasons To See Your Doctor [NSFW] (Strictly Moderated)

Valbrandur · **Posted:** Wed Jul 27, 2011 5:10 pm

SO I think it's called a pustule which formed above the hole in my buttcrack.

It popped and now blood and pus comes in great amount out of the hole.

Hopefully I'll be able to see a doctor. Until then, loads of blood.

Badfish · **Joined:** Sun Jun 14, 2009 3:52 pm **Posts:** 3480

Yeah, set it on some ice, don't let it in open contact with anything that you're assured isn't sterile or atleast clean.

You don't want a above-the-arsehole infection, because it can spread to your booty, and could you imagine trying to take a shit with an booty infection?

Sollix · **Posted:** Thu Jul 28, 2011 9:15 am

Blood pouring from my lady bits again. :U Man, I've also come to realise that Willow and I start our bleeding on the same day erry month since we met.

STRANGE AND UNNATURAL,

Also, Back to the pooping and having clean TP while wiping:
This happens to me 9/10 times. :U Oops gastrointestional problems ahoy!
I think I need to see a Doctor

Syobon · **Joined:** Mon Jan 24, 2011 10:34 am **Posts:** 15027

I don't think that's a sign of major gastrointestinal problems Cripsy, Just consider your booty blessed.

Sollix · **Posted:** Thu Jul 28, 2011 9:27 am

:U Also killer gas pains.

Also also

I hope youre pop flyin' Im back, Syobon

Kira · **Posted:** Thu Jul 28, 2011 9:36 am

I would be pop flyin' but that was the first thing of yours that I read in a long time.

Sollix · **Posted:** Thu Jul 28, 2011 9:38 am

Awwww <3 Kiraaaaa I missed you

Kira · **Posted:** Thu Jul 28, 2011 9:41 am

disturbing

Sollix · **Posted:** Thu Jul 28, 2011 9:44 am

That was my intention

Kira · **Posted:** Thu Jul 28, 2011 10:29 am

as was mine

Mr. Mander · **Posted:** Thu Jul 28, 2011 2:23 pm

I noticed today that I have several PANK lines that look a lot like scars on my left thigh near my crotch

They aren't on my right leg so I can only assumed that at some point in my life my penis has come dangerously close to being mauled

Captain_Nick · **Posted:** Thu Jul 28, 2011 2:32 pm

Those might be stretch marks...
Or from wearing underwear too tight

Valbrandur · **Posted:** Thu Jul 28, 2011 2:43 pm

So the doctor said nothing was wrong.

Just like the last time I went to him about another hole which fluids coming out.

If this happens again, he'll be blacklisted and I'll have to take a flight into the city for appointments.

Trygve · **Joined:** Sun Sep 13, 2009 4:57 am **Posts:** 14015

Sometimes, I am just really glad to poop.

feelsgoodman.zip

Tales · **Posted:** Fri Jul 29, 2011 9:44 am

some girl I hardly know telling me about her period pains and her cysts on her ovaries and how she may not be able to have children and um yes. I know she wants to like, let lose her feelings but I've never even met this girl in real life and now she's telling me she's depressed about it what do I do if she talks about it again?

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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