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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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I just got out of the shower why am I sweating.

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I just got out of the shower why am I sweating.
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Well there's your problem.

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Bright yellow diarrhea

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Trygve, skype, now.

Also go to a doctor for your poop problems.

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First day home from a week-long stint at camp and I've masturbated no fewer than six times!


...My crotch area almost feels hollow.

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Is that a lot for you?

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Is that a lot for you?


Uh, well, yes.

I would like to hope that it'd be a lot for anyone.

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I think it's about 8 times before nothing starts coming out...

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Wow that is quite a bit, well ina spand of one week that's not too much, but in a day sure.
I've cut down on the jerk time myself. I try not to do it too much, don't want it to lose it's fun.

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Captain_Nick wrote:
I think it's about 8 times before nothing starts coming out...


In one session? I don't really have first-hand experience but I could have sworn two was the general limit.

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Chekt
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When I first started jerkin' it, I would do it 3+ times a day.

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Madican wrote:
Captain_Nick wrote:
I think it's about 8 times before nothing starts coming out...


In one session? I don't really have first-hand experience but I could have sworn two was the general limit.


No, I (unfortunately) know somebody who did that to see how many times he could

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When I first started jerkin' it, I would do it 3+ times a day.

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When I first started jerkin' it, I would do it 3+ times a day.

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