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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 7:39 pm 
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I'm not even going to make a joke related to that Trygve

it's just too easy

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Anyone know the exact reason that Pepto Bismal turns your poo/tongue black?

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Have you looked at the ingredients?

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Yeah I have, it says something about an ingredient that does it, but it doesn't say exactly why

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The bismuth in this medicine may cause severe constipation in children. In addition, it can combine with trace amounts of sulfur in saliva and the gastrointestinal tract, blackening the user's tongue and stool. This condition is harmless and subsides within a few days.

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The tongue thing is nasty looking. Happened to one of my friends when he took one of the chewable things.

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That's why I try not to chew sulfur when having stomach issues.

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but trygve i can't remember the safe word! Also did you actually write that, i'll ask you on skype now what it means.
EDIT: are they even real letters? I think I see a Euro sign there.

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Trygve has a skype?
Why was I not informed

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You never asked.


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I wish I could fart/burp these stomach aches out of me but unfortunately, I can't.


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