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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 11:59 am 
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You can get cancer anywhere you have living cells.

Aka no hair or nail cancer

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Imagine hair cancer.

Just imagine.

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The A in this case stands for Armageddon. As in, Armageddon a boner because this plane has a fucking HOWITZER sticking out of it.

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Imagine hair cancer.

Just imagine.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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If you're implying that David Bowie is anything less than magnificent...

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The A in this case stands for Armageddon. As in, Armageddon a boner because this plane has a fucking HOWITZER sticking out of it.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Judging from that pic, Lily Allen has everything wrong with her, not just hair cancer.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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...that's Amy Winehouse, not Lilly Allen (I don't mean any offense, you may just not know much pop culture). Lilly's rather tame compared to her.

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Exeres wrote:
If you're implying that David Bowie is anything less than magnificent...

His hair is swallowing him WHOLE


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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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He's David Bowie, that hair is as much him as he is

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David Bowie's hair could cure cancer

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Poop time

I just took a shit and when I wiped, it felt unusual, so I checked and there was no shit on the toilet paper. Wiped again and still nothing.

woooo

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Poop time

I just took a shit and when I wiped, it felt unusual, so I checked and there was no shit on the toilet paper. Wiped again and still nothing.

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You must be the chosen one.


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I'm thinking of going to Amsterdam next year.












to see Anne Frank's house with the school.

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Oh my GOD tales, TO MUCH INFORMATION

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