AWKWARD ZOMBIE

It's a bit different for everyone, but you're right, they do normally just get stretched or moved aside since they're not actually directly in the way. If for whatever reason a girl's hymen is a bit larger or thicker or whatever, then they can get actually torn but most of the time they don't.

The actualy purpose for a hymen escapes me but it can't be anything very useful considering after having children the hymen is pretty much destroyed completely

http://www.goaskalice.columbia.edu/1825.html

Purpose of the hymen.

I really want to put this quote in my signature now.

I don't know why either. It just seems like a perfect representation of this forum.

Unba is the Master of Hymens.

It seems like Im never here when it matters

I scraped my knee pretty badly playing ultimate frisbee and have been avoiding shaving my legs over the scab so as not to peel it off. I now have a little patch of long leg hairs surrounded by otherwise smooth skin.

I'm really, really attractive.

Cultivate leg beards

Plant them in the ground and maybe a leg will grow out of it

Reminded me of the crutch in that Daria episode

Owwwww I have another hugeass pimple in my other ear this time, but this one is deeper than the others, and it's starting to get pretty fucking annoying. Q-Tips aren't helping at all, and its like, pulsating in my ear. Makes it hard to do anything, since the majority of the left side of my face hurts now. This thing is basically in my ear canal. Anyone have any ideas how to get rid of it?

Sterilize a pin (doesn't matter what kind,) with hot water and puncture it. It's not as painful as it sounds; from what you've said here I imagine it hurts a lot already so you probably won't even feel the pinprick, just sweet relief when it finally starts draining out. That is, provided it's in a place acessable to something straight and rigid like a needle and you can see/feel it well enough to locate it.

If not then I have no idea what you can do aside from take some painkillers and hope it starts dying quickly. Tea tree oil can help dry pimples out but I tend to use it only on ones that are already open to speed recovery and lessen scarring.

So apparently there is such a thing as booty Cancer. You learn something new every day.

I read that as you have a huge pimple in your booty

and it is very deep

Step 1: Plant leg beards in ground
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Profit

Can't you get cancer anywhere?