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PostPosted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 10:52 pm 
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My piece of shit slow booty computer pisses me off.

Can't download WoW shit, can't listen to music, can't turn the fucking thing on without having to wait a bajillion years. Evern transfering everything to my new external harddrive to make the bitch run faster is gonna take until I die, which probably won't be


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seatrooper wrote:
My piece of shit slow booty computer pisses me off.

Can't download WoW shit, can't listen to music, can't turn the fucking thing on without having to wait a bajillion years. Evern transfering everything to my new external harddrive to make the bitch run faster is gonna take until I die, which probably won't be


Defrag it


I did, last week because it was lagging real bad. I did a disc cleanup, error-check, defrag and full virus scan. It stopped lagging afterward and just went back to its normal slow self. The regular harddrive is only half full so I don't see why this is happening.

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Username wrote:
seatrooper wrote:
My piece of shit slow booty computer pisses me off.

Can't download WoW shit, can't listen to music, can't turn the fucking thing on without having to wait a bajillion years. Evern transfering everything to my new external harddrive to make the bitch run faster is gonna take until I die, which probably won't be


Defrag it


I doubt that's going to help. It may help with the allocation, but I'm not so sure about the speed. I'd recommend getting some sort of tool to clean up your registries and something to get rid of all the little files clogging up the computer that no longer serve any purpose, like AdAware or something along those lines. I'm not an expert, though, so don't take my word as Gospel.

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I hate my grandparent's house.

It's too crowded full of things, and there is little privacy.


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My computer is so useful.
Pictures don't work.
So imagine the difficulty in trying to sign up for something...
Say, for example that picture that has some letters and numbers on it.
Fat chance I can see that.


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I have UBUNTU.

That alown pisses me off.

also IT CANT RUN GAMES.

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The Willow Witch wrote:
I have UBUNTU.

That alown pisses me off.

also IT CANT RUN GAMES.


Download Wine

seatrooper wrote:
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seatrooper wrote:
My piece of shit slow booty computer pisses me off.

Can't download WoW shit, can't listen to music, can't turn the fucking thing on without having to wait a bajillion years. Evern transfering everything to my new external harddrive to make the bitch run faster is gonna take until I die, which probably won't be


Defrag it


I did, last week because it was lagging real bad. I did a disc cleanup, error-check, defrag and full virus scan. It stopped lagging afterward and just went back to its normal slow self. The regular harddrive is only half full so I don't see why this is happening.



Close processes that are not important or get new ram


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People that shop at hot topic
People that like Twilight(I. E. every girl in my school. I can't go 5 minutes without hearing about how hot Edward Cullen is.)

:cry: to the bold part, yes to the rest.

People who claim to know everything about Zelda when they have shown that they really don't. rrrg.[/b]

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My grandmother's house.

Specifically, Staying at my grandmother's house.

It's a tiny two-bed two-bath with four people, plus random friends most of the time, plus 1-4 if (my family and) I stay over. A bunch of people stuffed into a tiny place.

Two of these people are teens. It's my opinion that kids, especially teens, should get separate rooms for privacy. (My family's current house is a two-two but Finn sleeps with his parents for now. Next rental is probably going to be a three-two)

It's also stuffed with... stuff. Furniture, knickknacks, random unnecessary crap. Far from minimalistic.

And the content of the refrigerator. It's all frozen, "stoner" food, prepackaged food, premade food, "easy" food. Which is far from nice if you have 30 pounds to lose and are at least not a lazy person, or want to be healthy (which I do). I would kill for some baked acorn squash right now... But the sight of all of that unhealthy stuff is enough to make me lose my appetite. At least cereal isn't so bad as long as it's a serving a day...

Not to mention my grandpa. He's constantly swearing, he never listens, and he never shuts up. He's also a huge jerk. Main reason why I don't like old people.

This house has always given me a bad vibe. I think they need to do some Feng Shui on it or something, and maybe open a window to let in some air.

ALSO:

WHYYYY DID I SAY THAT I WANTED TO GO TO THE BEACH MOST AND NOT WALK AROUND FORT LAUDERDALE MOST

Last time I was in Fort Lauderdale I had a blast. Not so much here, in Sunrise, though. Hopefully I'll get to walk around Downtown tomorrow.

I honestly love Fort Lauderdale... it feels like home. Like it's where I should be.

I think it is.

I got to see it on the way to the beach though, that was nice. First time I had smiled in a day.

Anyway, I shall stop bothering you all with this now.


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HE'S HIDING SHIT ON MY COMPUTER.


5 step plan:

1. take laptop
2. hit brother repeatedly over the head with it. or somewhere else if you'd prefer.
3. when asked what happened to your broken laptop, say it got run over or something.
4.????
5. PROFIT!


Hmmm... he is over there, not suspecting a thing...

Ah, yes, but you are forgetting what happens to my brother. People will be interested in why he is in sudden pain.


Don't even look up from what you're doing, and shrug.


I love how people I barely know are helping me plot revenge against my brother. Mwahahahahahaha! I love the internet.

Does he use Mozilla Firefox? If he does, install the thing that can make any link a rick rolling link.

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Rick roll pisses me off.

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baked acorn squash
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The Idiotic Oracle wrote:
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baked acorn squash


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What's with the confused face? Acorn squash is delicious. :D


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Trygve wrote:
Dzone wrote:
Oceantiki wrote:
Dzone wrote:
impmon08 wrote:
Dzone wrote:
HE'S HIDING SHIT ON MY COMPUTER.


5 step plan:

1. take laptop
2. hit brother repeatedly over the head with it. or somewhere else if you'd prefer.
3. when asked what happened to your broken laptop, say it got run over or something.
4.????
5. PROFIT!


Hmmm... he is over there, not suspecting a thing...

Ah, yes, but you are forgetting what happens to my brother. People will be interested in why he is in sudden pain.


Don't even look up from what you're doing, and shrug.


I love how people I barely know are helping me plot revenge against my brother. Mwahahahahahaha! I love the internet.

Does he use Mozilla Firefox? If he does, install the thing that can make any link a rick rolling link.

Bam.


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