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Snarf
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Snarf: The Penis Conductor


How did you know Trygve's nickname for me?

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Captain_Nick wrote:
Snarf: The Penis Conductor

Worst mental image, or best mental image? You decide.

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The A in this case stands for Armageddon. As in, Armageddon a boner because this plane has a fucking HOWITZER sticking out of it.

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choo choo. Next stop: Trygve's booty

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Mental image of conducting an orchestra with your wang commencing.

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Exeres
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Madican wrote:
Mental image of conducting an orchestra with your wang commencing.

That's what I meant, but I guess the original meaning was conductor as in train conductor.

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Madican
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Pelvic thrusting to get the wind instrumentals to start blowing.

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choo choo. Next stop: Trygve's booty

Nope.


The other way around.
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Exeres
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Serious injuries following any Sousa march.

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Serious injuries following any Sousa march.


Frostbite kit on hand for any early-morning parade.

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Kira
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So guys where can I buy a purple murkin for cheap?
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A... murkin? I do hope my google search was very inaccurate, otherwise what in the fuck do you need a murkin for?

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Dragon dildos.

Thousands of them together is called a murkin.
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Kira
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Hey hey hey I will ask the question here. All I want is a link not a summary of how I'm a freak.
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So guys where can I buy a purple murkin for cheap?


I lost. Super hard.

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ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod what the fuck what fuck this is bad very very fucking bad ohmygod


long story fucking short I was fooling around with my girl and shes bleeding down there i think i broke her hymen oh my god so much blood what the fuck do i do
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