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Chekt
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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this cereal makes my pee smell like cereal

I made fun of a childhood friend because he ate so much Golden Grahams all the time that his piss always smelled like soggy Golden Grahams

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All right, Ill ask.

Why were you smelling his pee?
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Aplogies.

Why were you smelling around where he would pee?
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Well, one time he started peeing in our clubhouse right next to us on the other side of some bushes without our knowledge. That rustled us off and we never went back in it after that.

One other time we were hiding from his mom in their bathroom and I was hiding in the tub and he just started pissing.

I stopped hanging out around him around that point.

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Why were you hiding from his mom?

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Well that's the where... but not the why...

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Why were you hiding from his mom?

She was really really mean, and I wasn't supposed to be in the house.

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Anyone evr get boners in class when it's a fat guy,a really old woman, or vice versa?


Boner what the hell Man tiddies shouldn't make you appear

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neither should your cat sitting on you but you must realized that you are a freak and should hate yourself.
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Everyone has it. It's RBS. Random Boner Syndrome.

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More like MBS
Man tiddies
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betrippin wrote:
Anyone evr get boners in class when it's a fat guy,a really old woman, or vice versa?


Boner what the hell Man tiddies shouldn't make you appear


I used to purposely give myself boners in class if it was really boring.
Or if I really had to pee but couldn't leave.
When your penis goes into erection it is like switching rail road tracks and you close
off your urethra to urine so you don't have to pee as badly. At least for a while, but if
you have to go, you have to go.

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