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Akio · **Posted:** Mon Aug 01, 2011 12:33 pm

Uncle_Brainhorn wrote:

Eat_box wrote:

TL;DR version
Chris is smart so he thinks that drinking jizz recycles it. He doesn't swallow it straight, though. That would be GAY. So he mixes it with orange fanta. I don't think he does it anymore, though.

From the CWCki:
[21:08] [11:36:35 AM] Sarah Cassandra McKenzie says: have you ever tasted your own semen
[21:08] [11:37:42 AM] Christopher C.W.C. says: KEEP IT SECRET, but I actually have; I recycle my semen
until I get together with my Sweetheart (you) for the first time.
[21:08] [11:38:10 AM] Sarah Cassandra McKenzie says: ohhhh.. so that's why you do it in a cup
[21:08] [11:38:38 AM] Christopher C.W.C. says: yes; after recycle, I rinse the cup and dispose of it.
[21:10] [11:40:03 AM] Sarah Cassandra McKenzie says: where did you come up with the idea of swallowing
your own semen to recycle it after you cummed? Was it on a sex site or your own idea?
[21:10] [11:40:13 AM] Christopher C.W.C. says: MY OWN IDEA.
[21:12] [11:41:23 AM] Christopher C.W.C. says: IMHO, it's often unsatisfying to me upon swallowing,
because it's not being truly enjoyed by my Sweetheart.

FACT: If swallowing is "often unsatisfying" for Chris, that means that sometimes it is satisfying.

All I heard was, "I want you to have sex with me, swallow my semen, and enjoy it."

Gryewolf · **Posted:** Mon Aug 01, 2011 12:35 pm

All I heard was be barfing uncontrolably. Man he is messed up, she broke up with him right?

Ultra Bidoof · **Joined:** Sat Oct 30, 2010 1:39 am **Posts:** 370

Eat_box wrote:

TL;DR version
Chris is smart so he thinks that drinking jizz recycles it. He doesn't swallow it straight, though. That would be GAY. So he mixes it with orange fanta. I don't think he does it anymore, though.

He probably still does. Chris has also lied about not being fat anymore, not being lazy anymore, not stealing from his mom's purse anymore, not soiling himself anymore, not having a small dick anymore, not having a bent dick anymore, ect.

gryewolf wrote:

All I heard was be barfing uncontrolably. Man he is messed up, she broke up with him right?

Every female he's spoken to that wasn't Megan or the Wallflower was just trolling him.

Gryewolf · **Posted:** Mon Aug 01, 2011 1:25 pm

>Masturbate with other hand
>Suddenly unbent penis
It's like magic!

Also Chris is disgusting, sometimes I wonder how he lives with himself. I truely do.

Nachalnik · **Joined:** Tue Mar 09, 2010 2:23 pm **Posts:** 10836

There was one woman who was actually interested in Chris but Chris instantly shot her down when she mentioned she had children and then asked her if she knew any other women who would be interested in him.

Ugh.

That woman was lucky though.

Uncle_Brainhorn · **Joined:** Mon Feb 07, 2011 6:48 pm **Posts:** 408

gryewolf wrote:

All I heard was be barfing uncontrolably. Man he is messed up, she broke up with him right?

Haha, no, no. She was a troll all along.

Gryewolf · **Posted:** Mon Aug 01, 2011 1:50 pm

Nachalnik wrote:

There was one woman who was actually interested in Chris but Chris instantly shot her down when she mentioned she had children and then asked her if she knew any other women who would be interested in him.

Ugh.

That woman was lucky though.

Chris+Children=Suicide at 3
But seriously she is a lucky woman! And Chris is a giant shit headed asshole, I mean HIM of all people shot down a woman. What the fuck.

FatOldRobot · **Posted:** Mon Aug 01, 2011 1:53 pm

Chris is very picky, because of his massive and uncontrollable sexiness.

Gryewolf · **Posted:** Mon Aug 01, 2011 1:56 pm

I'm sure all the ladies want a sip of his kiddy sized bent fanta.

Akio · **Posted:** Mon Aug 01, 2011 5:23 pm

What is this I don't even.
I didn't know Chris was this... well stupid.

Uncle_Brainhorn · **Joined:** Mon Feb 07, 2011 6:48 pm **Posts:** 408

Akio wrote:

What is this I don't even.
I didn't know Chris was this... well stupid.

Yeah, that's really just... shockingly stupid, even for Chris. I love this line, though:
"There is a certain irony, given how much Chris whines about the trolls, that this method of fishing is known as trolling."

Cori · **Posted:** Mon Aug 01, 2011 8:27 pm

Every time I visit this thread a lose more faith in humanity. And it's all because of this one person. *sob sob*

Silver_Wolf · **Posted:** Mon Aug 01, 2011 8:42 pm

Coriserai wrote:

Every time I visit this thread a lose more faith in humanity. And it's all because of this one person. *sob sob*

We all do....we all do.

Sammich Monster · **Posted:** Mon Aug 01, 2011 11:36 pm

Akio · **Posted:** Mon Aug 01, 2011 11:48 pm

Sandwich Monster wrote:

Cosplay fail:
There's no Belt Buckle of Fail.
His belt is hanging loose; Chris's belt never hangs loose.
He has no undershirt under the collared shirt; Chris almost always is wearing layers.
The Fanta doesn't contain semen.
He's skinnier than Chris, has far better hygiene, and is overall far more tolerable.

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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