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Not being able to get a decent amount of sleep.
Waking up early and leaving my warm bed.
People who invade my privacy.
People who assume.

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A little thing I like to call 'anti-prejudice' pisses me off. Lemme explain before you start firing at the racist. Prejudice pisses me off just as much as anyone else, but then there's some people who feel that the only way to not be prejudiced is to do something specifically to include minority groups. Just for the sake of them being a minority group. And they then insist on pointing it out. HEY LOOK WE PUT A BLACK GUY ON OUR PRODUCT SO THE BLACK PEOPLE WON'T BE ANNOYED. THERE'S NO OTHER REASON FOR IT.


YO DAWG I HERD YOU LIKE BLACK GUYS ON YOUR PRODUCTS SO WE PUT A BLACK GUY ON YO BLACK GUY ON YO PRODUCT SO YOU CAN ADMIRE WHILE YOU ADMIRE.

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One example that stands out for me is this:
I dunno if it ever actually went ahead (I was reading an article from about 2004, and I live nowhere near London), but the empty statue stand in one of London's big squares - possibly Trafalgar, I forget - was to be filled with a statue of a disabled pregnant woman called Alice. Who, correct me if I'm wrong, hadn't done anything other than be disabled and pregnant. And female.
Now I don't know about you, but I can only imagine that the meeting to decide the statue was something along the lines of "OMG THERE'S NO DISABLED/PREGNANT STATUES AROUND, AND NOT MANY OF WOMEN. FIND A DISABLED PREGNANT WOMAN SO THEY DON'T GET ANGRY."
She was probably a public speaker and has led and inspired thousands of disabled people throughout Europe to equality.

I seriously doubt she's just some random pregnant chick.

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Raylax wrote:
One example that stands out for me is this:
I dunno if it ever actually went ahead (I was reading an article from about 2004, and I live nowhere near London), but the empty statue stand in one of London's big squares - possibly Trafalgar, I forget - was to be filled with a statue of a disabled pregnant woman called Alice. Who, correct me if I'm wrong, hadn't done anything other than be disabled and pregnant. And female.
Now I don't know about you, but I can only imagine that the meeting to decide the statue was something along the lines of "OMG THERE'S NO DISABLED/PREGNANT STATUES AROUND, AND NOT MANY OF WOMEN. FIND A DISABLED PREGNANT WOMAN SO THEY DON'T GET ANGRY."
She was probably a public speaker and has led and inspired thousands of disabled people throughout Europe to equality.

I seriously doubt she's just some random pregnant chick.

This

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Remember those times when you were like six or seven, and you always went "What if...?" and how everyone would skip your "What if..." part and go right on to the "robotic car transformers that shot laser beams" part?
I hated that.

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spending six hours in a car.

spending six hours in a car crammed into a corner.

spending six hours in a car crammed into a corner while hearing your dad complain about how he has no room at all even though he has more than anyone else in the car.


I mean, the trip was awesome, but the rides there and back just sucked.


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GOD DAMNIT I'VE WAVED MY HAND ALL AROUND YOU 39 TIMES ALREADY, TURN ON DAMNIT.


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The cup I am drinking from.

It's tiny.

Also hangnails.


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People who treat major companies as run solely by a single man who keeps wanting more and more cheddar. Seriously annoying!
Also, ads such as HeadOn. Made far worse when you realise that they're not trying to be clever by making those ads, they just don't actually have anything to advertise! Since the product is 'meant' to be a placebo, they can't advertise it as a medical product.

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spending six hours in a car.

Haha! The longest distance between two places in my country is only 5 hours! I shall never share your fate!


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What Raylax said.

What Scebboaliwiw said.

-People who chew gum really loud. Having misophonia and being in a whole class full of them is a real kick in the teeth.
-People who assume you want a relationship, and expect that you will get married in the future.
-Stupid religious people, who act like they know their scriptures/bible/whatever and are the loudest, thus making everyone stereotype the good members of that religion.
-Christians that forget that Jesus just wants you to love others.
-Rachel Maddow.
-People that can't have a mature discussion even though they disagree.
-People who make political choices based on their party, and not on the values of right and wrong and what will make our country better.

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The girls who sit to my left in Spanish class who talk CONSTANTLY and never seem to get anything done. Then they complain that the teacher didn't give them enough time for their project.

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The guys in my geometry class who talk CONSTANTLY and never seem to get anything done. Then they complain that the teacher didn't give them enough time for their homework.


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EVERYONE IN MY GRADE talk CONSTANTLY and never seem to get anything done. Then they complain that the teacher didn't give them enough time for their project.


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So, my laptop is having power issues, and my High School sends me a new laptop. It's better in that the processor is an Intel Centrino Duo, so my brother wanted to see how well a PS2 emulator ran on it. I told him no. I am starting to move away from emulators and getting more into freeware games. So you know what that little (older than me) shit-stain does in the middle of the night? He takes my computer and downloads the PS2 emulator. I discover the thing in the morning, yell at my brother, and delete it immediately. This is basically the same thing he did with the Donkey Kong game earlier.

Later, I'm making cupcakes for dessert tonite, and my brother brings up the PS2 emulator. We get arguing a little bit, and he says, "...Then I won't tell you where I hid the emulator." I thought I deleted it. Wrong, he hid the real emulator somewhere on my computer. THAT rustled me off. At first I thought he was just invading my privacy and doing what I told him not to. No, HE'S HIDING SHIT ON MY COMPUTER. So I yell at him enough to get him to delete the stuff off of my computer, and he doesn't want me to tell my parents. I am still in limbo about telling them, but if he does it again, I WILL tell.

Edit: I have to say, it's hard to be angry when I'm listening to my favorite songs.

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