AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Well if you're going to use the Improvised Weapon: Dildo feat then you should check out the Thor model.

Exeres baby.
You know me.
I love your beard.

Thor's fist as a dildo.
It'd make a nice center peice.

Thats kinda a homosexusl looking beard.

Also nothing you recapped has really been a new issue. Unfortunately we just seem to keep going in circles.

Actualy MC I think it's the eyes.
THe expression on his face.

Hot daisies youre right. I dont mean to mean by saying this but you can totally see the homosexuality in his eyes.

Oh god, I went through an embarrassing experience a few years ago because of what one of my friends did in my room. He decided it'd be funny to hide condoms around in my room (mostly in my closet that I never use). A month later we had a mouse come into our house and take refuge in my closet, so me and mom had to trap it and get rid of it. After we got rid of it, we had to clean my closet out... and mom not only finds the condoms, but she also finds one with the condom missing (the mouse apparently chewed through the wrapper and took the condom out... maybe it like the taste of the "cherry lube"?

She just kinda stared at me for a few seconds and then threw them out... we didn't talk about it...

The next school day I punched him in the arm.

Also, I think she suspects I'm gay, and just haven't come out because my dad is a major homophobe and would disown me (not that I really care). In reality, I'm questioning my sexuality since I have like absolutely no sex drive (I'm going by the idea of being demisexual for now, but I may actually be asexual) nor romantic attraction to anyone in particular, so IDK what the hell I'm attracted to... :/

My dad annoys me to hell though, since he thinks the only people who claim they are asexual/gay/transsexual are doing it "for attention" and that "They're just virgins that couldn't get another straight person to love them". So yeah... pet peeves to hell...

/ramble

-K-

Demisexual? You have sex with gods? You're pretty boss.
Also it's not weird that you don't have a sex drive. Some people just don't.

-G-

No, sex with a god is deisexuality. Demisexuality is lack of any strong sexual feelings, but you can still feel strong emotionally.

Excused my tottaly uneducated self.
But even so it's nothing bad.

I think it's strange how some people believe that asexuals are "doing it for attention." We're not exactly screaming for asexual acceptance or parades.

Nah, Demisexuals just don't have a sex drive for anyone that they don't have a close emotional connection to, so essentially they only enjoy sex with a deeply committed partner. However, I've only had one GF... which didn't really go well, so IDK whether I'm a demisexual or an ace.

And I know it's not strange, but unfortunately, because of a lack of sex drive or romantic attraction, it makes determining what sexuality I am a living hell... :/



I don't claim to understand the logic behind it, but I think it's the idea that "virgins don't want to admit that no one finds them attractive, therefore they make up the idea that "they don't like sex, and that's the reason they don't date", so they can be a special snowflake...

But yeah... stupid logic...

-K-

My lawyer has informed me that I should declare that "deisexuality" is a word that I made up. It's not real, and I'm not a sex doctor or expert of any sort.

I don't get any sex

It's not like I care or anything I'm totes asexual seriously you guys

Im manusexual.

Whats sex?