AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Aw man that was mean.
Actualy I was going to type something but forgot and typed something for the sake of it.
I remember what I was gunna say now.
My friend keeps telling me to buy a flesh light and tell her how it is.
What do.

Buy a dragon dildo instead.

Better yet, send her one.



Spoony can hook you up if you don't know where to get one.

DND when did you become Spoony?

I love how dragon dildos have become more associated with Spoony even though I'm the one who introduced them to the forum.

It's funnier still because he's not at all a furry.

It was my impression that Spoony was responsible for Australia's 400% increase in dragon dildo imports.

Man, I'd send everybody I know a dragon dildo if they weren't so expensive and I was sure they could take a joke.

I think it's because Spoony's butthole can handle a 10 inch monster cock.
Also her boyfriend would be rustled at me. I think he bought her a glass dildo.
My girl friend wants me to buy the flesh light too.
She'd be angry if I sent her the 10 inch dragon wang too.
She's already uncomfortable with anything bigger than five inches.
Boy was she unhappy when I broke the news to her.

Also I'd the the Dragon dildo.
I'd hit people with it.

I have no idea how I would explain that to my mother.

She's already been getting a ridiculous amount of hints that I might be gay, I'm sure this would remove all doubt from her mind.

Grow your beard back man.
That'll prove your manliness.

I'm dying.

Of laughter.

Are you implying that gay people can't have beards? Because gay men tend to have EVEN MORE magnificent beards.

Not if you have a manly beard.
Have a manly beard.

Dammit we're suffocating DND with our endless witt.

The manliness of one's beard has nothing to do with his sexuality.

Shave your beard hippy.

I just don't think I can ever take you seriously after shit like this.