Bad Jokes

DoNotDelete · **Posted:** Mon Apr 13, 2009 4:06 pm

Plasma wrote:

DoNotDelete wrote:

Plasma wrote:

Why do programmers celebrate Halloween on Christmas day?

Because Dec 25 is the same as Oct 31.

Is that something to do with polygons?

Decagon/Decahedron 25 or Octagon/Octahedron 31?

No... and I'm honestly confused as to why you'd think that would be funny. Or make sense.

Well, to explain the joke... Dec stands for Decimal (counting in base 10), and Oct stands for Octal (counting in base 8 ). 25 base 10 is equal to 31 base 8.

:tumbleweed:

Dude...

Jeezus...

And you've got the nerve to say I'm not funny.

Airigh · **Posted:** Mon Apr 13, 2009 4:36 pm

DoNotDelete wrote:

Plasma wrote:

DoNotDelete wrote:

Plasma wrote:

Why do programmers celebrate Halloween on Christmas day?

Because Dec 25 is the same as Oct 31.

Is that something to do with polygons?

Decagon/Decahedron 25 or Octagon/Octahedron 31?

No... and I'm honestly confused as to why you'd think that would be funny. Or make sense.

Well, to explain the joke... Dec stands for Decimal (counting in base 10), and Oct stands for Octal (counting in base 8 ). 25 base 10 is equal to 31 base 8.

:tumbleweed:

Dude...

Jeezus...

And you've got the nerve to say I'm not funny.

Hence why it's the "Bad jokes" thread.

Alex · **Posted:** Mon Apr 13, 2009 4:54 pm

What do clouds wear under their clothes?

Thunderwear!

EmoNemo · **Posted:** Tue Apr 14, 2009 10:28 am

Why did the chicken go to the other side of the road?

[spoiler]... Oops I said the punchline in the joke...[/spoiler]

feuer_faust · **Posted:** Tue Apr 14, 2009 1:45 pm

So, a couple of guys who were up to no good starting making trouble in ym neighborhood. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared, and said:

[spoiler]"Ya moving with yer auntie an' uncle in Bel-Air"[/spoiler][/spoiler]

impmon08 · **Joined:** Mon Feb 25, 2008 10:10 pm **Posts:** 6608

feuer_faust wrote:

tl;dr :awesome:

I like how the adults would rather abuse and kill the kid instead of giving him an answer.

anyway, here's one that's sure to offend a few of you.

So, my brother was telling me he felt sorry for canada. I asked him why.

He said, "Well, they could have had British culture, French cuisine, and American technology. Instead, they got American culture, British cuisine, and French technology."

Trennicus · **Posted:** Wed Apr 15, 2009 11:11 pm

I just remembered that, about a year ago on a field trip to Seattle, my band teacher was on the microphone on the Greyhound bus.

On our way to the boarder, we saw some cows in the fields by the roads.

Our band teacher told us, 'Hey, you guys see those cows? They're really good at what they do, aren't they?'

Everyone kind of agreed, then he continued on.

'You might say that they're out standing in their field.'

scebboaliwiw · **Posted:** Wed Apr 15, 2009 11:55 pm

Wanna hear a really bad joke?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQHuhcBznK0

iconsting · **Posted:** Thu Apr 16, 2009 12:18 am

scebboaliwiw wrote:

Wanna hear a really bad joke?
Jews

Fix'd

SBKT · **Joined:** Sun Feb 22, 2009 10:30 pm **Posts:** 1194

How does an Engineer solve Constipation?
[spoiler]He works it out with a pencil.[/spoiler]

El_tortuga · **Posted:** Thu Apr 16, 2009 6:50 am

why did hitler cross the road?

[spoiler]to get to poland[/spoiler]

EmoNemo · **Posted:** Thu Apr 16, 2009 10:50 am

A priest, a rabbi, a lawyer, a doctor, a blond, a brunette, 2 dogs, an elephant, and Chuck Norris all walk into a bar.
The bartender looks up and say,

[spoiler]"What is this? Some sort of Joke?"[/spoiler]

feuer_faust · **Posted:** Thu Apr 16, 2009 10:26 pm

Akasha Ravenstar wrote:

feuer_faust wrote:

So, a couple of guys who were up to no good starting making trouble in ym neighborhood. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared, and said:

[spoiler]"Ya moving with yer auntie an' uncle in Bel-Air"[/spoiler][/spoiler]

...since when was the song from the show Fresh Prince of Bel-Air a bad joke? o_O; (Yeah i used to watch it, like years back.)

Yeah, so, I was trying to be internet witty. That was some fail. How about...

Wow, I really don't know that many not-dirty jokes. Hmmm. I'll just keep quiet for now.

It'sThatDutchGuy · **Joined:** Fri May 01, 2009 11:39 am **Posts:** 2

so this guy walks in to a bar and stays there for a few hours when the bar tender walks up to him and tells him: "You should leave now, the black knight will be here soon!"

The man, drunk as a firetruck-operator-not-on-fire-fighting-duty, yelled: "I am not scared uf teh blek night!1"

Suddenly the door slams open and ik walks a black man with a black metal knight hat thing with a black feather. He says to the man with an intimidating voice: "Unzip my pants and start eating my beef!"

The man, suddenly very scared, does what he was told to do.

but when the guy keeps telling him to go faster and faster he stops and asks: "Why are you in such a hurry?"

The man answers "The black knight can be here any minute!

:wink:

for those who don't know

eating beef = blowjob/licking-a-penis/sucking-on-a-rooster

AAA · **Posted:** Fri May 01, 2009 1:50 pm

A viking walks into a lesbian war.

[spoiler]He rapes them all[/spoiler]

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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