AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I was under the impression that most of us here are not virgins?

I DO NOT KNOW ANYMORE



So are we all heroes then

*slowly wanders into thread*

So on Tuesday I had to go to the emergency room because I decided to walk down the stairs on the side of the house at 10pm and they decided it would be fun to move under me while I was carrying a couch box... I have a minor sprain and am wearing a boot to get around (I can walk without it, but I get some pain if my ankle rotates a bit). However, I have a tilted bladder, meaning when I have to go to the bathroom, I have to get there within a minute or so or else I'm playing a dangerous game of "Will it or won't it?" in which case the only prize I receive either way is undesirable fluid expulsion...

Needless to say, reenacting the March of the Penguins isn't very fun... especially when nature calls in the middle of the night and I have to strap my boot on... but at least this time I don't have to deal with goddamn crutches... racing to the bathroom on those was sheer hell...

Also, fun fact, this is the second sprained ankle for me this year, both involving stairs (though the first also involved a lack of sleep because of a research paper) and this time it's the right ankle as opposed to last time's left... So yeah, I hate stairs now...

Also, the side of my foot is Barney purple right now, but strangely it doesn't hurt there... everyone thinks it's like the worst sprain ever but I should be mostly fine by next week... I haven't even taken any of the pain meds prescribed to me... :/

And to what I have read of this thread so far...



(keep up the... work?)

-K-

A titlted bladder sounds unfortunate

NOT AS SAD AS YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH SPOONY IS IT

Took my first anti-depression tablet today. My stomach feels swollen and I'm more rustled off than usual.

I KNEW IT WOULD HAPPEN ONE DAY

I KNEW IT

Today in the washroom, I was taking a piss, and I looked down

and I had to pluck. A mosquito. Off of my dick.

Luckily, apparently my dick is immune to bug bites.

Time to go buy diapers.

*reads past few pages*

MC, do you ever get tired of the somewhat two-dimensional image this forum has of you?

I mean, I remember you and I once had a conversation about Gotcha Force, and I remember instances of you mentioning that you're a mechanic of some description, but other than that it seems like you always put on this 'ladies man' show/act that the forum expects of you.

I mean, if that's okay with you, that's okay with you, but... I just wondered if it became tiresome at all?

I'm just gegging in here and answering your question for me instead of MC haha. Um, it can sometimes be tiring when people expect gay jokes/sex stories/jokes about my sister from me, like can I be taken seriously sometimes? I appreciate a laugh and a joke and that's what makes me like AZ so much but still.

wtf is gegging

I get what you're saying, Tales.

There have been times when I could've made a joke about something you've said but I generally expect princess brothel has that covered, so I just leave it alone.

to lust after something. Especially a desire to have sex.

I might be better if you made less exploitable choices of words, Tales, yeah.