AWKWARD ZOMBIE

"This business was built on the back of many men and women, legends of the game. Lou Thesz, Buddy Rodgers, Harley Race, Terry Funk, Dory Funk, Jr., Bruno Sammartino, Bob Backlund, The Iron Sheik, Hulk Hogan, The Hart Family, Gorilla Monsoon, Killer Kowalski, Nick Bockwinkel, Ric Flair, Ted DiBiase, and hundreds of other names on a list a mile long built this entertainment juggernaut, this sport, from the foundation up. And they can all facebattle. OUR. booty.

That's right boys and girls, today we cast off the names of past. We claw our way out from beneath the shadow they have cast over our fine sport. No longer will we be crushed under the weight of their legacies! By the sweat of our brow and the strength of our wills, we will break the chains, and I will lead you there. I come to you today, brothers and sisters, to lead you all to the promised land. I'm here to lead you to The Awkward Zombie Wrestling Alliance.

I am the savior of this sport and the GM of the A.Z.W.A., "The Marquee Messiah" Tommy Divine. I'm going to to change the world."

ROSTER

SHOWS

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(If you couldn't already tell, this will require a certain level of roleplaying. I'll be simulating shows through Smackdown vs. Raw. Think of it as a WAY more involved Let's Play. As soon as we have an adequate number of people involved, I will post a basic set of rules for the thread. Until that point, try to keep posting to just applications. If you've got questions, please feel free to PM me. Appearances will be posted in my next update, as well as the card for the first show.)

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why did you do this?

He asked if some members would be interested in that kinda thread, and some said yes.
Now if you're not interested in that thread, don't post in it instead of going "lolwut".

Wrestler Name: Shaun Sales
Age: 16
Nickname: The Power
Prefix/Suffix:I don't understand what this means
Height:6'2
Weight: 250

Fan Alignment (Face/Heel):I don't know what this means either

Appearance (Be Detailed): A Small, Slenderish young man, brown, matted hair, not much to look at, but very fast, white, fairly lanky

Wrestling Style: Whatever works while running around dodging hits
Finisher (Describe if you don't know the name of simply give me a name and I'll pick based on it): The weed whacker
Signature Maneuvers: Running around a punching very fast in the opponents every where, same with kicking, and when the opponent gets pinned, I do whatever I can to keep them down

Description/Biography (Be Detailed): Shaun was born in a small down where he had to fend of everyone, the town was full of thugs and people who just beat up others for the fun of it. With this behind him, Shaun has become one of the toughest mofos you will ever come across, although he is not all brooding and hates everyone, he is really a nice guy, sensitive, caring, just don't fuck with the people he cares about

Are you Sailor Moon?

Also, will do this when awake.

Wrestler Name: Jiv Nancy
Age:75
Nickname: Carly McOldsheet
Prefix/Suffix:Sir
Height:6'9"
Weight:120 lbs
Fan Alignment (Face/Heel):ugly as shit face, and sexy sexy heels

Appearance (Be Detailed): whiter than a snowflake in a sperm factory, with tattoos on his blad head in the shape of flowers and rainbow painted fingernails with muttonchops

Wrestling Style: Loco libre (mexican wrestling on crack)
Finisher: UNKNOWN NAME(toes in opponents nostral headslam)
Signature Maneuvers: leg locks whilst farting

Description/Biography (Be Detailed): He was an anonymous doorbell baby left in a girl PANK basket at an orphanage for the deaph. There he was picked on for being able to hear. He learned to defend himself...by being a fucking maniac. He learned to fart to disgust the clean freaks, he learned to use his legs as most deph people are afraid of legs, as well he made a strange fascination with flowers and so he decorated his head with them. He often escaped the dreaded orphanage to meet up with the oragutanges were he learned his fashion and toe slams.

Awkward Zombie Wrestling Alliance (A.Z.W.A.) Application of Employment
Wrestler Name: Jim Jimmyson
Age: 27
Nickname: The Jimmer
Nickname Placement (Prefix/Middle/Suffix): Middle
Height: 8' 6"
Weight: 270 lb.
Fan Alignment (Face [Good Guy]/Heel [Bad Guy]): Heel

Appearance (Be Detailed): Short brown haircut, very muscular (although he doesn't seem to have any abs, which is weird as all hell)

Wrestling Style: "Form Of: Jim!" (I don't think he has any idea what the fuck he's doing.)
Finisher (Describe if you don't know the name of simply give me a name and I'll pick based on it): Jimination (kick the enemy in the shins and pimp-slap him)
Signature Maneuvers: Jim it on! (He hops in a circle and prompts the audience to call his name, but they usually throw sodas/food at him.)

Description/Biography (Be Detailed): He was a test-tube baby, experimented on by Nameless Corporation> He was raised to become a super-soldier for the former Soviet Union. However, Nameless Co.'s dreams were crushed when they leanred that the USSR not only disbanded, but they were bankrupt, forcing them to sell their optimal project to the AWZA. Due to his future involvement with the USSR, he is hated by nearly all of the superstars and fans. This isolation slowly corrupted his mind, making him mentally unstable and naming everything Jim.

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Wrestler Name: Exeres Pickleknocker
Age: 32
Nickname: ROW ROW (I have to fight The Power)
Nickname Placement: Middle
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 360
Fan Alignment: Face

Appearance: White, large and bulky, muscular but rather fat as well, frazzled black hair

Wrestling Style: Likes picking opponents up and throwing them, focuses entirely on falling damage
Finisher: Texas Piledriver
Signature Maneuvers: Inverted headlock backbreaker, Fireman's carry (as setup for any convenient throw)

Description/Biography: In the ring, Exeres "ROW ROW" Pickleknocker is a dim-witted behemoth who only thinks about damaging his opponents. He never thinks about defense, which is unnecessary considering his almost super-human endurance and toughness. No matter how much damage he sustains, he always stands back up and keeps fighting.

One fight in 2003 cemented his reputation as a juggernaut. After 90 minutes in the ring with Jason "Spider" Mikkelson, Exeres was covered in bruises and blood, but was moving at the same pace as he had at the starting bell. He hadn't touched his opponent all night, Spider utilizing his standard guerrilla strikes strategy. However, at 92 minutes and 27 seconds, ROW ROW managed to get a single hand around Spider's neck. Spider was exhausted from his own constant movement and the crowd knew it. A single choke slam from ROW ROW ended the match.

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From previous comments, it's obvious that the people posting in this thread don't know basic wrestling terminology. Study up.

Awkward Zombie Wrestling Alliance (A.Z.W.A.) Application of Employment
Wrestler Name: Diablo Atomico
Age:???
Nickname: The Devil
Nickname Placement: Middle
Height:8 feet
Weight: 300 pounds
Fan Alignment: Heel, total douchebag at that

Appearance: Black And gold outfit, big black cape with the hazmat sign on it. Shoulders of the cape curl up like big horns. Mask is gold with a black skull over it. Very muscular but not much definition around the waist, kinda like Hulk Hogan. Eyes are a furious shade of neon green

Wrestling Style: Capoeira if done by a really big dude
Finisher: Bomba Atomica! A superplex super canceled into a super power bomb
Signature Maneuvers: does a frenetic dance to call upon the gods of radiation poisoning do strike down his foes, usually done before his finisher

Description/Biography: Back in the 80's a race of aliens decided to see why everyone was talkin' about Russia.(this was right after Rocky 4) They send a ship which is promptly shot and flies around the world before smashing into an ancient mayan temple. The alien ooze which powered the craft oozes out into a tomb. Ooze revives the Mayan wrestling champion El Diablo! but the ooze seems to have given him amazing powers like extra beefiness and slight radioactivity, thus he rechristened himself DIABLO ATOMICO! And Now he sets out to conquer the A.Z.W.A. to make up for lost time

Why is this in the videogames section thing?

Wrestler Name: Juan Jose Mendez
Age: 79
Nickname: The Face Fucker
Nickname Placement (Prefix/Middle/Suffix): Prefix
Height: 10ft
Weight: 300 pounds
Fan Alignment (Face [Good Guy]/Heel [Bad Guy]): Heel

Appearance (Be Detailed): Looks like this:


Wrestling Style: He fucks people in the booty and mouth
Finisher (Describe if you don't know the name of simply give me a name and I'll pick based on it): Eats a bunch of Viagra pills and shoves his enhance cock down the persons throat.

Signature Maneuvers: Quadruple booty Fuck

Description/Biography (Be Detailed): He grew up in Mexico. When he was 5 years old he fucked a taco right in the meat. When he was 10 years old he raped his mom and his dad at the same time. He is a convicted sex offender and has raped a total of 50 kids, 60 animals and 75 ladies.

Awkward Zombie Wrestling Alliance (A.Z.W.A.) Application of Employment
Wrestler Name: William Musclechamp
Age: 30
Height: 6 foot 2 inches
Weight: I dont know what a good weight is
Fan Alignment (Face [Good Guy]/Heel [Bad Guy]): Face

Appearance (Be Detailed):

He is a character i use in Champions Online (hes obviously not a robot in this one)

Wrestling Style: Mexican Wrestling, so lots of grappling mixed in with the odd punch
Finisher (Describe if you don't know the name of simply give me a name and I'll pick based on it): The Impresionante Piledriver
Signature Maneuvers: GRAPPLING EVERYTHING, also suplexes and piledrivers, imagine a mexican zangeif/haggar

Description/Biography (Be Detailed): A determined and skillful wrestler, William Musclechamp made his claim to fame in the arenas of Mexico, eventually working his way up to the coveted AZWA through sheer determination, he wants that title belt bad
also hes like Kane in that you never see his face, but its more about like honor and shit and less about horrific burns

Just an update. I haven't forgotten about this idea, my cheddar flow just dried up. I should be coming into a couple of bucks pretty soon, so hopefully we can get this going . Until then, sit tight! Thanks for your patience!