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The Principle's Office- once
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This thread has only just now confused and bewildered me.

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The bathroom- about 12 times
The Principle's Office- once
The Special Ed room- once

I like to think that this tells a story

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Captain_Nick wrote:
The Principle's Office- once
I don't even


He was in detention for whatever reason. The principal left the room for like 10 minutes or something.
He said "I blew my load behind his desk. I acted like I was picking up a pencil I dropped."

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Well one of my friends shat on my principals desk and smeared it all over his keyboard and in his drawers and stuff.
The Principal found out only until after he graduated when my friend put his senior memory in the yearbook as "Mr.Knight's Desk :)". It's kinda weird how he is now trying to become a police officer.
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I think that's going a bit far

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It surprised me as well when the guys with the worst behaviour in school went to join the police.
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Yeah, that's just retarded. Medically so. Not right in the head.
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And he wasn't even enrolled in the high school yet. He was still going to the middle school across the street so the principal never guessed it was him.

And he actually is a really cool guy. He just does crazy things on a whim sometimes.
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He was a really cool guy, he just liked to poop on other people's stuff

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Watched porn for laughs with some friends. Discovered best porn name: Van Cockslaying. Also discovered a friend has a thing for vampires (but he isn't emo or goth).


one time my friend (well ex-friend now) did that at mine with a few others and everyone was just like "what hell are you doing". He's pretty... odd. He's masturbated in the school toilets before and he doesn't wash his hands after going the toilet and so on so no body touches anything he touches hahahah.


Tales you wonder why everyone automatically links homoerotic stuff to you and then you go and say these sort of things. How do you even know that?


...How else would I know that? There is such a thing as 'asking' you know. We played truth or dare at a sleepover and one of the questions was like "the weirdest place you ever wanked" and nobody said anything but he did.

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He was a really cool guy, he just liked to poop on other people's stuff
Nick you need to post more bro
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And he wasn't even enrolled in the high school yet. He was still going to the middle school across the street so the principal never guessed it was him.

And he actually is a really cool guy. He just does crazy things on a whim sometimes.

he

what

what was his motivation

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He was a really cool guy, he just liked to poop on other people's stuff
Nick you need to post more bro


I am under orders now

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