AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I can't find big blue anywhere!
Stupid oklahoma

When I was in Trinidad visiting some family I tried this sorrel soda drink.

Shit was fucking nasty, man. I had to guzzle the flavor out with lemonade and chicken sandwich. I let my cousin try some and he gagged. It was funny because he already finished his drink and needed to use ice cubes to water it down.

You say it like that's a bad thing.

Zang did you hear that it's time for an update.

This thread never had one.
Well when zang wasnt making out with willow there was one.
Now all there is is talk about chris-chan and how we all are like "we would never stoop to these levels' but watch him do these things all the time.
And we talk about random crap apparently.

So... Chris.

http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Cwcsicle
I love the Oglaf edit.

-raises eyebrow-

Jesus christ you guys are impatient.


Anyway wedding comic time

So theres a talking Houndour as a Bouncer or whatever the fuck it's called. And he was created by Megan Schroeder.
Shits given-0.1%
Even if he wasn't talking he should be mauling Camaro (geddit cus he's the photographer and his name is camaro as in camera)
Also the Sonichu characters are thinking about boning each other, which is totally natural for them.

...Who the fuck is Layla?


Uh
What the flying fuck.
Chef Lizards? Are they supposed to be like
I just
My mind is full of fuck


Oh boy a Meowth upstanding member of society
And that one guy from Home Movies which also had the same level of art as Chris's but was actually fucking entertaining.
Anyway they're discussing the wedding and Ivy is apparently feeling so fucking pop flyin' that she's been given the opportunity to marry the one and only CWC that she feels blessed.
Don't worry folks, I'm calling the mental institution as we speak.


...
I think this page speaks for itself.
Oh boy, the wedding is starting! Time to put on the music!


Off screen: The coach guy person asking if Ivy actually wants to marry a man who collects My Little Pony Toys and wears his mom's underwear.
Also, fun fact. The Chinese girl is tossing cardboard cutouts of flowers since Chris is to cheap to buy fucking flowers. It's ironic to because 100 cardboard cutouts of flowers is actually more expensive then 100 actuall flowers.


BORING PANEL MOVING ON


Jesus christ that Pastor with Headphones for some fucking reason is fucking terrified. But wouldn't you be too if you had to wed a fat sweaty man with a sorta-ok girl?
Also some weird aliens bring the rings to the two. When asked if they want to take eachother in marraige, they both respond with I D<3. And yes, they did say "I D-Less Then-Three" at the wedding.


Wait, didn't the aliens already bring the two the rings? Is this supposed to be like when he proposed to her? THE FUCK MAN


Chris you silly goose that's not how you facebattle a girl. You don't eat the flesh of her skull. Fuck man I don't even have a girlfriend and I know not to do that.


Wait, why is Sarah Hammer the best man? Isn't she supposed to be the best Woman? And if she's the best man, wasn't she supposed to bring the ring instead of those two fucking aliens?
Also, fun fact: Chris didn't bother to pay for a ballroom for the reception, so he just had it at a local Chuck-E-Cheese, which is why the cups of Kool Aid have faces on them, and why there's balloons even though every wedding I've ever gone to had no balloons.
Also, a MLP is pulling the carriage. Rosechu is running after it because she recently rode it (sexually) since she hadn't had sex for thirty minutes and since the Electric Hedgehog Pokemon bodaciously live off sex she had to bone it, and now she wants more.


AND THAT'S THE END
SORRY IF IT WASN'T FUNNY

Oh boy the wedding comic.
I know what comes next. Big Penis comic/wedding night

Best wedding ever.

I mean, a cat pianist? And the reptile chefs? And the page of the demon claws offering the ring?

Classic.

I love how there are stickers posted on some pages.

MASTERFUL EFFORT

Fun fact: That is the November Rain dress.

Also, those are Ivy's pet hermit crabs, Crass and Champ. They're actually gay for each other, but Chris never figured that out.

When Chris heard about them, he got excited over wanting to walk them.




He wanted to take crabs for a walk.

Is it sad that that comic felt more random than all of the other asspulling in previously? I should be used to this by now. Anyways, great job dissecting thi-





You haven't been to a reception with balloons? I mean, granted, most don't wave them around in your face or have them at the tables like some kind of big retarded sweet 16, but my cousin's wedding had an archway made of black and white balloons and my brother's had a glob of red, orange, and yellow balloons for... some reason... I think it was a replacement for a disco ball or something since the place we were at broke theirs during bingo (don't ask).

I didn't actually think that balloons were strange to have at a wedding reception...

-K-

Oh hay lokkit dis.
http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Sex_tape

I dare you.