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Captain_Nick
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Exeres... you know since you said that... I have to do it.

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OHMYGOD!!! MYEYESSS!

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you know when Exeres says not to google something is probally something go-
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Why do you guys keep doing what I tell you not to.

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I'm really getting mad at one of my crowns in the front of my mouth. It starts moving, and a few days later it falls out. I swear that it's the glue my dentist uses. Dude just put another rod in it, like you did the other one.

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More then only 8 cups a day.
No. No no no. This is an incredibly bad idea without consulting a doctor/nutritionist/dietitian/whoever else. People's wate intake varies greatly.

My mistake! It works for me and I didn't know water intake varies as much as you say it does.

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I just found out today I have to take medication for depression or something retarded like that.

Apparently the doctor told me this yesterday but of course I didn't understand him...
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My mom has to take those. She is waaay to mellow now.
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Watched porn for laughs with some friends. Discovered best porn name: Van Cockslaying. Also discovered a friend has a thing for vampires (but he isn't emo or goth).


one time my friend (well ex-friend now) did that at mine with a few others and everyone was just like "what hell are you doing". He's pretty... odd. He's masturbated in the school toilets before and he doesn't wash his hands after going the toilet and so on so no body touches anything he touches hahahah.

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I was at a friend of mine's for a sleepover awhile ago, there was like, 7 guys there The friend who was hosting the sleepover went missing for like 30 minutes, so we went looking for him. He was in a closet, watching lesbian porn on his laptop.
It was hilarious.

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Hahaha, omg that is hilarious.
When some of my friends went to Spain with the school like half-way through the trip they went out diving or whatever but one boy was late because he was wanking. I think they had a like, rota so they didn't catch each other, idk.

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Tales wrote:
Syobon wrote:
Watched porn for laughs with some friends. Discovered best porn name: Van Cockslaying. Also discovered a friend has a thing for vampires (but he isn't emo or goth).


one time my friend (well ex-friend now) did that at mine with a few others and everyone was just like "what hell are you doing". He's pretty... odd. He's masturbated in the school toilets before and he doesn't wash his hands after going the toilet and so on so no body touches anything he touches hahahah.


Tales you wonder why everyone automatically links homoerotic stuff to you and then you go and say these sort of things. How do you even know that?

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I think Tales is like 14 or something.

He wouldn't necessarily see it like that.
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On the topics of masturbating in weird places... one of my friends did that in the following places when he was in school-

The bathroom- about 12 times
The Principle's Office- once
The Special Ed room- once

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